Eminem Eminem's best puns ever

Started by marshall stanely, Nov 13, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. marshall stanely
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    Nov 13, 2015
    as we all know, Eminem lyrically is unreachable, and always make fantastic play on words. So which one of puns you prefer or like most?
    e.g
    ''I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said
    settle ya f---ing a--- down I'm ready for combat, man
    get it calm Batman?''
     
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  2. THE SAGA
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    Nov 13, 2015
    whooo!! From boy to man, still make a hormone like a thyroid gland.
    -Don't Front
     
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  3. Dking002
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    Nov 13, 2015
    You guys are like steps now, all you do is stair
     
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  4. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Nov 13, 2015
    out
     
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  5. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

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    "Homie the veggies on my plate can fly,
    My fillet is smoking weed,
    Yea fa---- the stakes are high"
    #Bars :emoji_fire: :whew::scaryem:
     
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  6. dester23
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    dester23 DonChapagneson

    Nov 13, 2015
    better
    because you avi is :sad3:
     
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  7. Thy
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    Ikr, it's corny af
     
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  8. Goldy
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    Nov 13, 2015
    I freaking love that man:laff:
     
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  9. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Nov 13, 2015
    strongest first three posts/avys/opinions i ever saw in a thread. HOF
     
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  10. Thy
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    Boy Nas got nothing on jigga
     
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  11. THE SAGA
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    okay...."Quit playin with the scissors and s--- and cut the crap"
    -Not Afraid (overrated but meh...)
     
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  12. GawDEDEDE
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    Nov 14, 2015
    All of your f---ing puns s--- and so does Recovery
     
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  13. eddie313
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    eddie313 MUSIC TO BE MURDERED BY

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  14. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Nov 14, 2015
    The biggest pun he has ever done was becoming a joke compared to the old him
     
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  15. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 14, 2015
    no the puns and recovery are great because Eminem's the best lyrically. he's number 1, his shouting flow gave me goosebumps he's so good, his flow is impeccable, just the number 1 lyricist no question. name one person who could body em on a track? lmao u cant! that's right because he's number 1 hands down!!! if you don't agree, you're not a real rap fan and you probably like lil wayne LOL. (BTW they did a song together, and Em actually subliminally dissed wayne, cause hes so dumb LOL!!)
     
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    Nov 14, 2015
    (Girl what would you do if i said that your body was off the chain, and i said that i smile every single time i "saw" your face, i aint finished b---- i meant in half, oil the blades!)
     
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    Zeugma thugger thugger my brother

    Nov 14, 2015
    get it, checking the male?
     
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    Nov 14, 2015
    "It's like apples to orange, peaches ta plums, yea, I'm bananas p---- cut off the grapes and grow a Pair"" - Cold wind blows
     
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    Nov 14, 2015
    :wtf2wtf: Thought that was low key the point of this thread.
    Posting the worst puns.
     
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

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    328 guests Wtf :wtfno:
     
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