Eminem Eminem's best puns ever

Started by marshall stanely, Nov 13, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. The Box
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    Sep 10, 2017
    Probably the only good punchline on the song.
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    Sep 10, 2017
    Its okay

    But honestly I dont care about some s-----y punchlines, all rappers have them. It doesn't ruin a song for me. Only hate it when he like, stops the beat or laughs like 'woow have u heard this?' when the line was cringe
     
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  3. The Box
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  4. RG9
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    Sep 10, 2017
    Yeah fair enough man

    I’m a fan of punchlines, especially ones where you listen to the song a few years later and only just catch one. That’s dope
     
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  5. Jb27
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    Sep 10, 2017
    Oh s--- I'm down on one knee
    I'm having a stroke of genius Elizabeth I'm coming to you honey.

    I just love this line. I got it as soon as I heard it
     
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  6. Bla2772
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    Sep 10, 2017
    Also my favorite
     
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  7. deluxe wife
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    deluxe wife sun setting

    Sep 10, 2017
    s--- my d-ck on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow.
     
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  8. Ramezor
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    Sep 10, 2017
    (...) But I dare some b---- to say somethin' about Eminem
    Cause I'm not in the mood to be playin around with dudes
    I already seen two friends get shot in the head
    And lay on the ground this year and, one didn't make it
    Proof, you are the truth!
     
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  9. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    Sep 10, 2017
    They'll never Ketchup to all this energy I mustard...




    Ohhh wait
     
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  10. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    Sep 10, 2017
     
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  11. Jb27
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    Sep 11, 2017
    Weezy F baby and the F is for phenomenal
     
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  12. Ricky
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    Sep 11, 2017
    f--- me? f--- you too, like I'm at Bonnaroo booing Bono
     
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  13. Macca
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    Sep 11, 2017
    I really loved this one, dont really know why:
    " Hey its me Versace, whoops somebody shot me
    And I was just checking the mail, get it?
    Checking the male"
     
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  14. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Sep 11, 2017
    Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain, no oxygen, in other words there's no air (heir) to the throne
     
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  15. GoatBars
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    Mar 8, 2024
     
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  17. GoatBars
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    ‘Cause me and love's like a bad combination
    I keep them feelings locked in a vault
    So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable

    My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
    b----, you just need a helmet
    ‘Cause if you think you're special, you're r-----ed

    Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina
    You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
    Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
    ‘Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor

    Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
    ‘Cause you're on my a--- but you can't get a cent
    ‘Cause all of my spare time is spent

    On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'
    Only women that I love are my daughters
    But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father
    And I push it farther
    So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
    It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
    I'll never grow up, so to h--- with your parents
    And motherfuck father time
    It ain't never gonna stop, a pessimist
    Who transformed to an optimist in his prime

    So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half-alive
    Poured my half-empty glass in a cup
    Now my cup has runneth over

    And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothafuckin' coaster

    "a------"
     
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  18. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

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    'By the time your reign/rain is over
    You'll hardly be mist/missed'
     
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  19. Minato
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    Minato Eminem’s Burner Account

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    I’m Upscale Now,
    Guess that means I’m Way in the Sky

    Translation:
    I Up Scale Now, guess that means I’m Weighing the Sky
     
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  20. Zebedee
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    “Guess that Coi Leray feats in the toilet ay”

    a play on the vid that leaked a while ago showing Coi Leray washing her feet with toilet water
     
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