Eminem Eminem's best puns ever

eminemchat · Mar 9, 2024

Mar 9, 2024

Zebedee said

“Guess that Coi Leray feats in the toilet ay”

a play on the vid that leaked a while ago showing Coi Leray washing her feet with toilet water
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something ud like 2 share with the class bud ?

Modli2 · Mar 10, 2024

Mar 10, 2024

GoatBars said

‘Cause me and love's like a bad combination
I keep them feelings locked in a vault
So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
b----, you just need a helmet
‘Cause if you think you're special, you're r-----ed
Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina
You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
‘Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
‘Cause you're on my a--- but you can't get a cent
‘Cause all of my spare time is spent
On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'
Only women that I love are my daughters
But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father
And I push it farther
So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
I'll never grow up, so to h--- with your parents
And motherfuck father time
It ain't never gonna stop, a pessimist
Who transformed to an optimist in his prime
So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half-alive
Poured my half-empty glass in a cup
Now my cup has runneth over
And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothafuckin' coaster

"a------"
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a------ is his most underrated song ever.

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