Nov 15, 2015 Promising complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson I'm in a league Muhammad's in, Ali's my colleague bombing 'em Probably end up on top of 'em, stomping 'em like Ndamukong I'm Russian(rushin) like a Ukrainian(your cranium), LaDainian Tomlinson
Nov 15, 2015 HANDS DOWN. Spoiler: Best pun ever by Eminem I let you see my dark side but like a mic check you got one too (two) [/SPOILER]
Nov 15, 2015 "I hate the swings, but I love bein' an underdog, cause when I'm pushed, I end up swingin"
Sep 10, 2017 These Eminime's puns made me laugh hilariously, but I still prefer these general best puns We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. I hate insects’ puns, they really bug me.
Sep 10, 2017 Oh was this suppose to be his 'good ones', it's hard to find some when most of them are bad ones.
Sep 10, 2017 I dunno for example So I sneak vengefully and treat your bedroom window Like I reach my full potential–I peeked Also a recent song but I like this one
Sep 10, 2017 "Call me a fa---- ‘cause I hate a p----" always stuck out to me as being a cool line. only problem is it doesnt work as well when the person rapping the line isnt actually gay irl if Kevin Abstract spit this line it would be a GOAT line tbh but since its Em it just sucks d-ck tbch
Sep 10, 2017 really? i was watching mmlp 2 reviews on youtube & people thought that was a pretty bad one. how about ; Tell Lady Gaga, she can quit her job at the post office, she's still a male lady. or Standing on my monopoly board, that's means I'm on top of my game. lol
Sep 10, 2017 "these haters are so p-----s they're afraid to be scared" this line has stuck in my mind. I think it's great line tbh
Sep 10, 2017 “You said you was king, you lied through your teeth For that, f--- your feelings Instead of gettin' crowned you're gettin' capped“ That is a great punchline tbh
