Nov 14, 2015 "Standing on my monopoly board, that's means I'm on top of my game."-No Love "Call me a fa---- cause I hate a p----" -Cold Wond Blows "And girl, I ain't got no money to borrow, but I am trying to find a way to get you a(lone)."-Berzerk
Nov 14, 2015 "I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said, settle ya f---ing a--- down I'm ready for combat, man. Get it, calm Batman?"
Nov 14, 2015 "Actin' like you’re Michelangelo with a f---in' cordless b----, I'm Shredder, so you better crawl back in your shell Or run 'fore you get injured A f---in' Ninja Turtle wouldn’t come toward us (tortoise)" "Two joint forces, of course this is what blunt force is Cause we’d smoke you on any joint" Two sets of puns one after another All I think about
Nov 14, 2015 Infrared in my pencil lead But always keep an extra one stocked though In the back pocket and both of 'em locked And they're loaded, like cocked twin Glocks that I’m holdin' You better pause when you see these two dots on your colon ( : ) f---in' punks, you wait (punctuate)
Nov 14, 2015 These not so obvious puns are what Eminem is best at...otherwise he sorta sucks at puns (see; Recovery era)
Nov 14, 2015 "If that mocking bird dont sing and that ring dont shine, ima brake that birdys neck, and ill go back to the jewler, who sold it to ya and make him eat every carrot, dont f--- with that." -Mockingbird
Nov 14, 2015 As much as I hate Eminem punchlines, "call me a fa---- cause I hate a p----" is a good line
Nov 14, 2015 "All I did was say how I'm feeling when the vocal booth calls And had you on pins and needles when I spoke to you all You felt my pain, it's almost like I poked voodoo dolls"
Nov 15, 2015 Cut your f---ing head off and ask you where you're headed off to, Get it? Headed off to? -underground-relapse
Nov 15, 2015 toilet's clogged Yeah ‘cause I’m talking a lotta s--- but I’m backing it all up -bad guy=MMLP2
