Yeez's Forum Fiction Revival (COMPLETED)

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  1. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 4.0

    May 31, 2022
    CHAPTER 1:
    "So goodbye Rap Basement, Goodbye StudioLeaks, Goodbye SXN80 and this great community, and most importantly, goodbye once and for all, JMG. That's it"-
    JMG (2022)
    And just like that, JMG was gone. Although the JMG Day festivities were fun as always, the ending felt different. You'd think that a year after surviving an assassination attempt, nothing could shock this community at that level. But JMG left like he said he would and to say that the forum changed would be an understatement. Slyk banned JMG from ever returning and it seemed that he and DKC were more determined than ever to make SXN80 into a regime. Jankland had already began making moves to get to the vacant throne. There had been various rumors about everything being planned form the start, but I talked to JMG leading up to the Parade and that didn't seem like something he was planning to do. I had just come back from giving a premium bottle of Jack Daniels to Old Willie when I got a phone call. It was Kon
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    "Hey, you meet me outside the Mom's Spaghetti restaurant at 12 PM, it's urgent" I got to the place as fast as possible when I saw Kon walk in in a stained old trench coat. "Hey Kon wh-" Kon decided to cut straight to the point. "JMG did not retire willingly. Someone forced him. And I've got proof" Kon handed me an envelope. "I hope you'll know what to do with this" Kon disappeared into the night. In the envelope was a list of names

    X ANTMAN
    X JEANS
    X ENEZ
    X SAV STANFIELD
    All those posters had been removed from positions of power over the last week. Whatever this was, it was organized. Then I noticed one more name near the bottom:
    JOEYP

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    I had to get to the bottom of this. My car was going under renovations after being hit with a shrapnel during the COTI/Bigfoot conflict so I needed some form of transport. I got on the nearest Taxi and made my way to my destination.
    TO BE CONTINUED.
     
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  2. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 4.0

    May 31, 2022
    CHAPTER 2:
    While in the taxi, I knew that I was going to need a better form of transportation to get to joey. Thankfully the taxi driver understood and drove me all the way to Spain. As I got closer to the special education center, I heard a familiar tune on a speaker:
    " It goes One, Two, Three, Four
    Rush Room, C4"
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    Marsh came out in a black pullover with the same durag he's always had. "What's up my ese!" he said while failing to do a crip walk in his battered 3 year old Asics. "Marsh, I'm going to need your help. I need to get to Alabama as fast as possible to save Joey. I'm going to need the duragmobile." Marsh looked at me confused "Damnnnn ese that's crazyyy. But u know me and my shorty was gonna go to the club bumping that new Billie EIlish record y'know? Okay, I'll let you ride in the Duragmobile with 1 condition. You help me find Supsuck once and for all." I always knew Marsh was r-----ed but I had to deal with him in order to get to the bottom of this.
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    DA DURAGMOBILE
    We got to Alabama soon enough. As I walked into Joey's dog nursery I found something very off. The locks were broken, and there had been signs of a struggle. Eventually I found Joey laying on the ground with his back broken. "Joey, Joey what is it man? who did this to you??" Joey's eyes showed me he didn't have much time left. As his soul left his body he uttered his last words:
    "P-P-P-Poop Dogg".
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    I was shocked. As I got out of the nursery I knew that I had to to get to COTI HQ as fast as possible. "Marsh, change of plans. We need to got to COTI" Marsh looked at me while trying to speak with his badly botoxed lips, "d--- ese that-" "Shut the f--- up Marsh". I put the coordinates in the Duragmobile's GPS as we made our way to confront poop dogg.
    TO BE CONTINUED:
     
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  3. Marsh
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    Marsh Nobody told you that I'm loco, ese?

    May 31, 2022
    I think someone powerful is removing certain people so Supsuck will be able to be a mod
     
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  4. Marsh
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    Marsh Nobody told you that I'm loco, ese?

    May 31, 2022
    It was a pleasure meeting you though
     
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  5. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 4.0

    May 31, 2022
    We're still going to COTI HQ Marsh
     
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  6. Marsh
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    Marsh Nobody told you that I'm loco, ese?

    May 31, 2022
    Aiight, but let me watch this Harry Potter bluray on the way so I can practice my British accent for later
     
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  7. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 4.0

    May 31, 2022
    CHAPTER 3:
    We got to COTI HQ in a surprisingly short trip. Marsh fell asleep watching Harry Potter p--- parody he bought from Farkle so I was left to myself for most of the trip. i had been planning to retire myself at some point in the future, but after seeing what JMG's absence did to the forum, I realized that there's always going to be a need for someone to document everything that's happening. I left Marsh asleep in the Duragmobile as I snuck in through the building's ventilation system. When I got to the COTI floor, I managed to see the three members I expected to find here: Poop Dogg, Chrollo, and Skux. Skux's lips seemed more infected than usual, so something must've happened in order to receive that sort of punishment.
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    The truth is I had no idea why Poop Dogg killed Joey and all of the former mods off. I was paying attention when suddenly someone came in through the elevator. I expected it to be someone like BIGFOOT or Carnifex who had some times to COTI. So, imagine my surprise when the one and only M Solo came through. Solo brought with him a man with a sack over his head, his mouth clearly gagged. Poop Dogg said in his Bane voice "You brought the next part of our plant haven't you? #COTI #Independent". Solo smiled and took off the sack showing Enigma looking bewildered. Solo sat down to take a drink with Poop when a noise interrupted the silence. My phone went off and the whole room heard "Kanye West-Yandhi (2019) Best Version" playing from my speakers. I was screwed. Solo brought me down and it was time to face COTI head on. [​IMG]
    Solo proceeded to beat Enigma unconscious with a baseball bat. When I asked Poop Dogg about his motives he said the following. "Since JMG left this forum, we have all been forced to go through drastic measures to ensure our survival. The less mods, the more this forum can thrive!!!" Skux began belly laughing until the Duragmobile came crashing in running him over. "I'm here ese!!!!" said Marsh while Paul Rosenberg (Instrumental) played through the speakers. "Marsh you f---ing idiot!" I said right before Solo opened fire on the vehicle. I took the opportunity to try to take down poop dogg but his COTI aura was too much for my mortal body to fight against. Marsh was fuckng dead like I expected after crashing into a three story building and Solo set his sights on me. I thought I was done for until Chrollo pulled a badge from his hat. "Nobody Move! You are all under arrest by the SXN80 Mod Team!!"
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    As Poop and Solo were led into the police cruiser, Chrollo turned to me. "You're coming with me, Slyk wants to talk to you.
    TO BE CONTINUED
     
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  8. Marsh
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    Marsh Nobody told you that I'm loco, ese?

    May 31, 2022
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  9. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    May 31, 2022
    Whew I-I-I-I’m lost for words right now but whatever’s going on, I’m in!
     
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  10. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 4.0

    May 31, 2022
    CHAPTER 4:
    Chrollo sat me down in Slyk's office. I waited patiently there until Slyk finally came in.
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    "Slyk!, I've uncovered a plan to k--- off all of JMG's possible replacements and-" "I know." Slyk said. After JMG betrayed us by retiring right after becoming admin, all of his replacements have been put under our watch. We simply don't have enough proof to do anything at this point." After trying to convince Slyk by bringing up how I witnessed the deaths of Joey, Marsh and Enigma, he came up with an ultimatum. "Due to being involved with this investigation, I'm placing you on a 24 Hour thread ban". This was devastating. This meant I was forced to interact with the real world for the first time in a long time. While in the SXN80 prison courtyard I encountered poop dogg, who was en route to be put under capital punishment for his crimes.
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    "Remember. The Durag is the key to everything. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G" he said as he was dragged away. For the rest of my time I served as the unofficial host of the rap battles held there. Pwizz was going against FiveOh who had just defeated LasiK in a beatboxing round. All three of them were supposed to be signed to the CreativeSXN record label but once JMG retired they were all indicted on RICO charges.[​IMG]
    Once I got out of prison I remembered poop dogg's last words. What did the durag mean? Since Marsh was already dead, him being involved made little to no sense, It was late ani night so I had to wait until the next morning in order to pay a visit to DuragSZN. Thankfully, Willie and his friend Chaotic Progress let me crash with them for the night in CP's pizza hut home. I still smell like bagel bites as of the time of this writing
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    I found the nearest subway train and made my way to DuragSZN, in order to expose the conspiracy that was going on
    TO BE CONTINUED
     
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  11. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    May 31, 2022
    This is your best work
     
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    May 31, 2022
    This is so f---ing stupid.
     
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  13. BigChungus1221
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    BigChungus1221 Wholesome Hamburgler

    May 31, 2022
    yooooo this is great
     
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  14. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 4.0

    May 31, 2022
    CHAPTER 5:
    I got to the DuragSZN lounge at around noon. Right outside I saw icecube yelling at the neighborhood children
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    "You here to see Durag son? They're inside step on in". Once inside I was greeted by Carnifex . At first we mainly discussed previous events like the death of Marsh and Joey, and JMG's dissapearance. Since JMG's departure, DuragSZN has worked to calm down the qualms between other posters, becoming a bigger force in forum politics in the process. Everything changed once I brought up poop dogg and his declaration that "Durag is the key".
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    Carnifex aimed a pistol at me and called for reinforcements. "Sorry yeez, but anybody who brings up COTI in our longue has to face the consequences. JMG's retirement was difficult enough, and we don't want to get involved in more problems that we are in right now. The admins have us doing our part and we can't let anything come in the way." Then we suddenly hear a stoic voice proclaiming, "I'M RICK JAMES BITCHHH"
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    Ricky came in looking incredibly worried. "Carnifex, we have a problem!". That's when the 50 inch plasma TV at the corner of the room caught our attention, shocking both me and Carnifex:
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    "What the f---, this wasn't part of the deal" Carnifex said. The TV anchor, relayed that Slyk was assassinated outside his house in Malibu alongside Michael Myers ad Sign Language being nowhere to be found. "What was the deal? What was the deal Carnifex??" I said worryingly as the information kept on being shown on the TV. "The deal was that if we patroled the forum for shitposter's that the DuragSZN brotherhood would be vetter. We didn't know Slyk was going to die. This is bad, really really bad." Eventually DCK came up on the screen preparing to give a speech to the forum. Ricky said "Carni, I can't get in contact with the rest of the members, they've been captured". Whatever was going on, DuragSZN had nothing to do with. DKC showed up with the following message
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    "Dear posters. I am greatly saddened to hear about the death of my fellow admin Slyk especially so shortly after the departure of our previous admin JMG. We also have found out that our moderators michael myers and sign language have gone missing and are presumed dead. In the wake of this it is important to bring new leadership to this forum. Please welcome our new moderators: Jankland and funkymonkey!"
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    Oh boy. This is just getting started.
    TO BE CONTINUED:
     
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    Marsh Nobody told you that I'm loco, ese?

    May 31, 2022
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  16. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    May 31, 2022
    Me @jankland and @Ricky talked about it last night that Rick is Obi Wan and I'm Anakin/Darth Vader so I hope if I meet my maker in this story it's because Rick had to put me down before I destroyed S80
     
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  17. jankland
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    jankland In My Cringe Arc.

    May 31, 2022
    @Yeez you're genuinely carrying this site and I'm glad you're here lmfaoooo
     
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  18. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Fallout

    May 31, 2022
    Why I’m the only member of Durag that’s in prison dafuck
     
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  19. jankland
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    jankland In My Cringe Arc.

    May 31, 2022
    We know why
     
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    May 31, 2022
    More erotica please.
     
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