Jun 9, 2015 We kidnap Hailey, Elaine and whatever the other one is. Then we tell him he'll get Elaine back if he leaks Detox. We give her back. Then we tell him he get's Hailey if he releases his entire Vault. He obviously is hesitant so we send him strands of Hailey's hair. THEN he drops his entire Vault. We send Hailey back. AND THEN he's f---ing pissed off and angry and s--- so he makes another goat album because now he has s--- to rap about. WATYA THINK
Jun 9, 2015 I was sitting here trying to come up with the worst s---, up next "Wee Wee vs. Lose Yourself: Which is truly Em's greatest song"
Jun 9, 2015 thats among the worst attempts to make the worst thread ive ever seen @Koolo please make a "general talk" section or sticky thread for this kind of bs, please save us, please
Jun 9, 2015 Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still can't find me Oh that noise? thats just Hailie and Lainy behind me Don't worry man, I ain't gonna harm your daughters I'm just gonna deprive them of water Wheres detox slim, you said you'd make dre do it? That was 11 years ago? now everybody thinks he's a joke, you blew it Maybe if you drop it sometime soon You'll get Lainy back that day at noon And maybe if you drop King Mathers I'll make sure none of Haileys blood splatters Or Relapse 2? and Infinite remastered? You f---ing b------! How could you call that piece of s--- MMLP2 If you gave me that 10 years ago i wouldn't of believed it was you You're hurting me slim and im freaking out! why is it on evERY TRACK YOU BEGIN TO SHOUT AND MAKE f---ing POOP JOKES FOR US TO PICK APART ON THESE FORUMS ITS NOT THAT ITS BAD, ITS JUST HEARING THE SAME THING RHYME A MILLION TIMES IS BORING YOU'LL GET YOUR KIDS BACK WHEN YOU MAKE A GOOD f---ing ALBUM UNTIL THEN, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE LIFE WITHOUT THEM OH LOOK LAINY UNTIED HERSELF DUMB whor- MUST NOT LISTEN TO ICE CUBE, CAUSE SHE DOESNT KNOW BULLETS ARE BAD FOR HER HEALTH (b--- b---)
Jun 9, 2015 This is fun, i like this thread, I feel like a huge a--- stan rn. Idk, maybe i'll throw in s--- posts every once and a while to keep things not so serious.
Nov 28, 2017 this is the goat thread please acknowledge my legacy @COLLEGROVE @jmillithauglybasedgod @eddie313 @TheReturn