Jun 9, 2015

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still can't find me
Oh that noise? thats just Hailie and Lainy behind me
Don't worry man, I ain't gonna harm your daughters
I'm just gonna deprive them of water
Wheres detox slim, you said you'd make dre do it?
That was 11 years ago? now everybody thinks he's a joke, you blew it
Maybe if you drop it sometime soon
You'll get Lainy back that day at noon
And maybe if you drop King Mathers
I'll make sure none of Haileys blood splatters
Or Relapse 2? and Infinite remastered?
You f---ing b------!
How could you call that piece of s--- MMLP2
If you gave me that 10 years ago i wouldn't of believed it was you
You're hurting me slim and im freaking out!
why is it on evERY TRACK YOU BEGIN TO SHOUT
AND MAKE f---ing POOP JOKES FOR US TO PICK APART ON THESE FORUMS
ITS NOT THAT ITS BAD, ITS JUST HEARING THE SAME THING RHYME A MILLION TIMES IS BORING
YOU'LL GET YOUR KIDS BACK WHEN YOU MAKE A GOOD f---ing ALBUM
UNTIL THEN, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE LIFE WITHOUT THEM
OH LOOK LAINY UNTIED HERSELF
DUMB whor- MUST NOT LISTEN TO ICE CUBE, CAUSE SHE DOESNT KNOW BULLETS ARE BAD FOR HER HEALTH (b--- b---)

 

Jun 9, 2015

We kidnap Hailey, Elaine and whatever the other one is. Then we tell him he'll get Elaine back if he leaks Detox. We give her back. Then we tell him he get's Hailey if he releases his entire Vault. He obviously is hesitant so we send him strands of Hailey's hair. THEN he drops his entire Vault. We send Hailey back. AND THEN he's f---ing pissed off and angry and s--- so he makes another goat album because now he has s--- to rap about. WATYA THINK

 

Jun 9, 2015

I'm calling the feds. This guy sounds serious

 

Jun 9, 2015

eminem section home of the worst threads of all time

 

Jun 9, 2015

When I saw this thread I came into say kidnap his daughter but you beat me to it lol

 

Jun 9, 2015

I was sitting here trying to come up with the worst s---, up next "Wee Wee vs. Lose Yourself: Which is truly Em's greatest song"

 

Nov 28, 2017

He needs to hang around more black people. Then he will go back to Eminem instead of this clone.

 

Nov 28, 2017

2015 seems so long ago...lol now we're 2 weeks away from Revival!!!!!!!!!!

 

Jun 9, 2015

Im wid it

 

Nov 28, 2017

hopefully i don't gotta kidnap his daughters in 2 weeks eh?

 

Jun 9, 2015

This is fun, i like this thread, I feel like a huge a--- stan rn. Idk, maybe i'll throw in s--- posts every once and a while to keep things not so serious.

 

Jun 9, 2015

fool proof plan!