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What's your yearly s--- salary?

Started by Loyalty, Aug 17, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 17, 2017
    This brilliant formula will tell you how much money you make each year dropping a deuce.

    If you get a yearly salary:
    (s/ 52 / 40) * (x/60*n) * 260

    If you get paid hourly:
    h * (x/60*n) * 260

    s = yearly salary
    h = hourly pay
    x = average time it takes you to s--- (in minutes)
    n = # of s----s you take a day at work (ON the clock.. don't count unpaid breaks)

    Just drop your #'s in, copy your formula into a google search, and voila

    This assumes a 40 hour work week, you can adjust accordingly if you want :mynig2:

    I got $2,460
     
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  2. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Aug 17, 2017
    i've never s--- in a public bathroom before do people actually do that
     
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  3. KanYeezy99
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    KanYeezy99 STICK AND MOVE THEN I SKRT SKRT SKRT

    Aug 17, 2017
    if anyone makes more than 70k per year and their job isn't really difficult then please tell me how to become you... just a college freshman ready to completely f--- up in life
     
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  4. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 17, 2017
    More people do than don't. It's disgusting.

    I've probably only done it 5 times in my whole life. And those were "go now or have diarrhea running down your leg until you get home" situations.
     
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 17, 2017
    :lmaooo:

    well s--- I may be asking the wrong forum
     
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  6. eddie313
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    eddie313 The Funeral

    Aug 17, 2017
    And we're bringing jobs jobs jobs! (trump voice) lol
     
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  7. Sp00ky
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    Sp00ky SectionEighty's Friendly Robot

    Aug 17, 2017
    soon to be 3 million.
     
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  8. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Aug 17, 2017
    Lmao I shoulda been more clear. I've only ever s--- in a public restroom 5 times.
     
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  9. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Aug 17, 2017
    loya should make a website with super basic js to calculate this... paidtopoop.com or some s---.
     
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    theg got that pma

    Aug 17, 2017
    lol
     
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  11. Yoda777
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    Yoda777

    Aug 17, 2017
    $500 smh
     
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  12. deluxe wife
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    deluxe wife sun setting

    Aug 17, 2017
    $1603

    Pretty variable though. Sometimes I spend all day in the bathroom hiding
     
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

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    brilliant

    thanks for participating guys, you're good sports
     
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

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  15. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Aug 17, 2017
    Don't don't s--- at work but my s80 salary about 70k
     
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  16. Howie
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    Howie

    Aug 17, 2017
    $1,648.23. I s--- at work once a day. I assume it either takes me too long to s--- or I'm shi--ing too much. We all make choices.
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Aug 18, 2017
    the only drawback of freelance/charging a project fee is you can't get paid to poop
     
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  18. Stevio
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    Stevio Goonio Da Boonio

    Aug 18, 2017
    763 euro not too bad considering once a day for 10 mins also I'm pretty sure the poop report exists
     
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    Cyreides gfy

    Aug 18, 2017
    $0
     
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    Ricky

    Aug 18, 2017
    Shitposting counts? :thinkinghmmm:
     
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