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  1. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Aug 17, 2017
    Don't don't s--- at work but my s80 salary about 70k
     
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 17, 2017
    :lmaooo:

    well s--- I may be asking the wrong forum
     
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  3. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 17, 2017
    This brilliant formula will tell you how much money you make each year dropping a deuce.

    If you get a yearly salary:
    (s/ 52 / 40) * (x/60*n) * 260

    If you get paid hourly:
    h * (x/60*n) * 260

    s = yearly salary
    h = hourly pay
    x = average time it takes you to s--- (in minutes)
    n = # of s----s you take a day at work (ON the clock.. don't count unpaid breaks)

    Just drop your #'s in, copy your formula into a google search, and voila

    This assumes a 40 hour work week, you can adjust accordingly if you want :mynig2:

    I got $2,460
     
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2017
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  4. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

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  5. Slyk
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    Aug 17, 2017
    loya should make a website with super basic js to calculate this... paidtopoop.com or some s---.
     
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  6. Sign Language
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    Aug 17, 2017
    Lmao I shoulda been more clear. I've only ever s--- in a public restroom 5 times.
     
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  7. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Aug 17, 2017
    i've never s--- in a public bathroom before do people actually do that
     
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