Crookedeye - Blues Clues (JMG Diss)

Started by Crookedeye, Jul 17, 2023, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Crookedeye
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    Jul 17, 2023


    Lyrics:

    This little c--------- got a big ego,
    so i gotta take a shot at him like a sick free throw,
    Have a grown man crying, dripping in tears so,
    I can slide over this beat with a slippery flow,
    Yo,
    This gon' be a hard pill to swallow, Neo,
    Mate ill hit you with these magic Tricks and show you these are real,
    Have you curled up into a ball coz you a b----, ye we know,
    How you get If someone waves a magic wand around, you kneel,
    Always had a feelin you was probably queer though,
    Stuck inside that closet and i bet my life youve always feared hoes,
    Virgin,
    And youre such a f---ing weirdo,
    Typin on the internet, Thinking that youre such a hero,
    Talking s--- about the only rapper that you listen to,
    Because hes making music for himself and doesnt think of you,
    Spend your life online like "Man I miss the younger killer dude,
    That I could relate to, coz im still broke and I want riches too"

    Its despicable, you just a prick, miniscule,
    Compared to this? pitiful
    You little s---, mini stool,
    you see im in-vincible,
    make you my b----, invisible,
    I hit a switch, dim a room,
    you like a clit in middle school,

    Coz i bet you im, rubbing you the wrong way,
    Scratching records like i was jam master J,
    and youd s--- M so dry hed be empty for days,
    you not a G my guy unless its standing for gayyyy,

    You coming from the bottom,
    But not like I am, nah youre c-mming from the bottom,
    im not saying its a problem, im just saying use a condom,
    coz this s--- could get sticky when the blicky get to poppin :')
    now you runnin out of options,

    I dont really think you understand my g,
    If you gon' step to me, il leave you staring at my infantry,
    Lyrics like an army, i draw soldiers when i ink a sheet,
    the paper got so many shots youd think id found a military,

    This little f---ing fairy thinks hes ill as me,
    bro take a pill or three, this s----s gon be a trilogy,
    coz its a setup,
    to when i come with punches, i mean literally,
    you bout to feel the force of what it means to beef a real MC,

    And I dont even do this s--- religiously,
    s--- i aint even wrote a rhyme in years but your s----s dismally,
    worse than this will ever be coz my s--- is infinitly,
    better than that miserably, infancy,
    s--- i shouldve freestyled this it wouldve been over instantly,
    blissfully unaware of the skill in me, rhymes still in me,
    I aint killin he, will die willingly,
    im rapping off beat so you can actually compete with me,

    How you gonna fight me bro you cant kick a snare,
    falling off your hi hats, your rhymes cant compare,
    I heard youre gonna write back, like im wack, and scared,
    but im telling you i might laugh, off my a---, i swear,

    You shootin but youre missing like a clone next to Darth Vader,
    You think that you can rap but that s----s a--- man i cant hate yaa,
    Im tired of this waste of space, you michelin star gazer,
    Youre hungry but youre belting out "Oh Ryan" but arent Major,

    I play an F-minor for him, Its sad bro youre gonna meet your death via forum,
    lead fires towards him, left fire scorchin in a mess of piled corpses,
    Im just stretchin my endorphins, while i wreck this tired orphan,
    step on him with Michael Jordans,
    h--- is where i launch him, after fetching all my fortunes,
    imma pledge that ill abort him, you a pest youre not important,
    go have sex with hired whores coz you seem stressed ill buy her for him

    c-m to your senses man you cant compete with my schemes,
    See your future ends with me so say goodbye to rhyme dreams,
    youll never make it as a rapper spitting s--- like piping,
    God of war, I hit like psychic types, with the psybeam,

    Flows brutal, leave you in a pile and go and call Blues Clues,
    but they wont know where to find him,
    I go BOO BOO, and leave him with a shining,
    as if theres two ghouls that were standing right behind him
     
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  2. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Jul 17, 2023
    Not going to end well.
     
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  3. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jul 17, 2023
    Gotta say this is nice bro! Props

    @OffTopic BS lets goooo @JMG in the studio ??
     
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  4. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 17, 2023
    Not bad not bad

    You should rap more it's decent. Some good bars too mate.
     
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  5. Crookedeye
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    Jul 17, 2023
    ha thx, the delivery sucks a--- and its kinda cringe but ye it was fun lol
     
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  6. Ricky
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    Ricky mixtape: 05/16/26

    Jul 17, 2023

    Me and @JMG are in the studio rn
     
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  7. Crookedeye
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    Jul 17, 2023
    Oh no
     
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  8. hargydon
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Jul 17, 2023


    Straight fire my son

    Beef szn is really on
     
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  9. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 17, 2023
    Seriously @Crookedeye this is good. I thought you been chatting s--- for years about being able to rap lol

    Proved me wrong. Fair play.
     
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  10. Crookedeye
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    Jul 17, 2023
    Idk man i doubt anyone even understands the words im saying without lyrics coz im so mumbley and s---. Il try and work on it tho and write more etc, Excited to hear a response tho, hopefully its at least on beat :')
     
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  11. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Egotistical

    Jul 17, 2023
    I have to stay impartial, being that Gods don’t interfere in the works of man, but this is very nice good job.
     
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  12. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 17, 2023
    Oh don't write my man JMG off, he got heat brother.
     
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  13. ItsPwizz
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    ItsPwizz PlayWryte

    Jul 17, 2023
    I’m sorry but this is pretty fire.

    “im rapping off beat so you can actually compete with me” :dead:
     
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  14. AceVentura
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    AceVentura Always got an ace up my sleeve.

    Jul 17, 2023
    You talented for sure.
     
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  15. JMG
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    JMG

    Jul 17, 2023
    On a sailboat right now in the middle of a storm. I haven't heard yet so you still have time to apologize and take it down. When I hopefully get to shore I will listen. If it's worthy of a response then may God have mercy on you.

    @Ricky stay by your phone please.
     
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  16. Ricky
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    Ricky mixtape: 05/16/26

    Jul 17, 2023
    I'm here man!
     
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  17. JMG
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    JMG

    Jul 17, 2023
    Getting closer to shore but wind is picking up and got me going further east. Looks like this s--- flopped though so probably just gonna take the W. I'll make an announcement when I dock.

    In the meantime @CSW can u handle my lightwork and go Daddy War on this clown? I can send you a few Em snippets.
     
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  18. Crookedeye
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    Jul 18, 2023
    Hahaha you're such a little b----, "somebody pls help me I can't respond to this by myself" come on bro I wanna hear what you've got

    RAP
     
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  19. JMG
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    JMG

    Jul 18, 2023
    I wanna hear what you got p----. Can I get to land first? Tell me why I should even listen to your tape? Do you know how big I am on this forum? What makes you more special than all the other bums who want to use my name for clout?

    Still out here in the middle of the ocean with barely any service. I said I'd make an announcement when I docked you stupid son of a b----.
     
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  20. Crookedeye
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    Lol
     
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