Best Posts: Crookedeye - Blues Clues (JMG Diss)

  1. Ricky
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    Ricky mixtape: 05/16/26

    Jul 17, 2023

    Me and @JMG are in the studio rn
     
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  2. JMG
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    JMG

    Jul 17, 2023
    On a sailboat right now in the middle of a storm. I haven't heard yet so you still have time to apologize and take it down. When I hopefully get to shore I will listen. If it's worthy of a response then may God have mercy on you.

    @Ricky stay by your phone please.
     
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  3. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jul 17, 2023
    Gotta say this is nice bro! Props

    @OffTopic BS lets goooo @JMG in the studio ??
     
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  4. Crookedeye
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    Jul 17, 2023


    Lyrics:

    This little c--------- got a big ego,
    so i gotta take a shot at him like a sick free throw,
    Have a grown man crying, dripping in tears so,
    I can slide over this beat with a slippery flow,
    Yo,
    This gon' be a hard pill to swallow, Neo,
    Mate ill hit you with these magic Tricks and show you these are real,
    Have you curled up into a ball coz you a b----, ye we know,
    How you get If someone waves a magic wand around, you kneel,
    Always had a feelin you was probably queer though,
    Stuck inside that closet and i bet my life youve always feared hoes,
    Virgin,
    And youre such a f---ing weirdo,
    Typin on the internet, Thinking that youre such a hero,
    Talking s--- about the only rapper that you listen to,
    Because hes making music for himself and doesnt think of you,
    Spend your life online like "Man I miss the younger killer dude,
    That I could relate to, coz im still broke and I want riches too"

    Its despicable, you just a prick, miniscule,
    Compared to this? pitiful
    You little s---, mini stool,
    you see im in-vincible,
    make you my b----, invisible,
    I hit a switch, dim a room,
    you like a clit in middle school,

    Coz i bet you im, rubbing you the wrong way,
    Scratching records like i was jam master J,
    and youd s--- M so dry hed be empty for days,
    you not a G my guy unless its standing for gayyyy,

    You coming from the bottom,
    But not like I am, nah youre c-mming from the bottom,
    im not saying its a problem, im just saying use a condom,
    coz this s--- could get sticky when the blicky get to poppin :')
    now you runnin out of options,

    I dont really think you understand my g,
    If you gon' step to me, il leave you staring at my infantry,
    Lyrics like an army, i draw soldiers when i ink a sheet,
    the paper got so many shots youd think id found a military,

    This little f---ing fairy thinks hes ill as me,
    bro take a pill or three, this s----s gon be a trilogy,
    coz its a setup,
    to when i come with punches, i mean literally,
    you bout to feel the force of what it means to beef a real MC,

    And I dont even do this s--- religiously,
    s--- i aint even wrote a rhyme in years but your s----s dismally,
    worse than this will ever be coz my s--- is infinitly,
    better than that miserably, infancy,
    s--- i shouldve freestyled this it wouldve been over instantly,
    blissfully unaware of the skill in me, rhymes still in me,
    I aint killin he, will die willingly,
    im rapping off beat so you can actually compete with me,

    How you gonna fight me bro you cant kick a snare,
    falling off your hi hats, your rhymes cant compare,
    I heard youre gonna write back, like im wack, and scared,
    but im telling you i might laugh, off my a---, i swear,

    You shootin but youre missing like a clone next to Darth Vader,
    You think that you can rap but that s----s a--- man i cant hate yaa,
    Im tired of this waste of space, you michelin star gazer,
    Youre hungry but youre belting out "Oh Ryan" but arent Major,

    I play an F-minor for him, Its sad bro youre gonna meet your death via forum,
    lead fires towards him, left fire scorchin in a mess of piled corpses,
    Im just stretchin my endorphins, while i wreck this tired orphan,
    step on him with Michael Jordans,
    h--- is where i launch him, after fetching all my fortunes,
    imma pledge that ill abort him, you a pest youre not important,
    go have sex with hired whores coz you seem stressed ill buy her for him

    c-m to your senses man you cant compete with my schemes,
    See your future ends with me so say goodbye to rhyme dreams,
    youll never make it as a rapper spitting s--- like piping,
    God of war, I hit like psychic types, with the psybeam,

    Flows brutal, leave you in a pile and go and call Blues Clues,
    but they wont know where to find him,
    I go BOO BOO, and leave him with a shining,
    as if theres two ghouls that were standing right behind him
     
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  5. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 17, 2023
    Seriously @Crookedeye this is good. I thought you been chatting s--- for years about being able to rap lol

    Proved me wrong. Fair play.
     
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  6. hargydon
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    hargydon No investigation, no right to speak

    Jul 17, 2023


    Straight fire my son

    Beef szn is really on
     
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  7. Crookedeye
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    Jul 17, 2023
    Oh no
     
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  8. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Jul 17, 2023
    Not going to end well.
     
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  9. Ricky
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    Ricky mixtape: 05/16/26

    Jul 17, 2023
    I'm here man!
     
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  10. ItsPwizz
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    ItsPwizz PlayWryte

    Jul 17, 2023
    I’m sorry but this is pretty fire.

    “im rapping off beat so you can actually compete with me” :dead:
     
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  11. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 17, 2023
    Oh don't write my man JMG off, he got heat brother.
     
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  12. Crookedeye
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    Jul 17, 2023
    ha thx, the delivery sucks a--- and its kinda cringe but ye it was fun lol
     
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  13. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 17, 2023
    Not bad not bad

    You should rap more it's decent. Some good bars too mate.
     
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  14. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Egotistical

    Jul 17, 2023
    I have to stay impartial, being that Gods don’t interfere in the works of man, but this is very nice good job.
     
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  15. JMG
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    JMG

    Jul 17, 2023
    Getting closer to shore but wind is picking up and got me going further east. Looks like this s--- flopped though so probably just gonna take the W. I'll make an announcement when I dock.

    In the meantime @CSW can u handle my lightwork and go Daddy War on this clown? I can send you a few Em snippets.
     
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  16. Crookedeye
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    Jul 17, 2023
    Idk man i doubt anyone even understands the words im saying without lyrics coz im so mumbley and s---. Il try and work on it tho and write more etc, Excited to hear a response tho, hopefully its at least on beat :')
     
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  17. AceVentura
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    AceVentura Always got an ace up my sleeve.

    Jul 17, 2023
    You talented for sure.
     
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