Jun 4, 2015

You probably have a favorite album, right? Well let's take the piss out of it for fun and talk s--- about as if it we're a terrible record.

So, name your favorite album and tell us why it's s---

 

Jun 4, 2015

Let me talk about The Money Store for a little bit.

What the f--- is this album? It's like Zach Hill and Andy Morin threw a collection of less than 56 kbps samples into a program that blends them all together into something vaguely rhythmic.

Not only that, but they decided to hire some poor homeless man, give him a bunch of drugs, and throw him in the recording booth for them to try to pick apart his rants into something salvageable.

But because this album was on a major label they decided to throw in repetitive but still easily catchy hooks. Cheap moves.

Overall, f--- this pretentious, noisy mess.

 

Jun 4, 2015

But... if it's my favorite, it must be a great record with great qualities and very few flaws..

Seems hard to do

 

Jun 4, 2015

Money Store is GOAT

Ima try to go see them live and beat the s--- out of all the hipsters there

 

Jun 4, 2015

this, but I'ma give it a go after i finish dyeing my hair
and as soon as I can actually narrow down my favorites to one

 

Jun 4, 2015

Eh, it's not supposed to be a serious criticism, just kind of a fun thing.

 

Jun 4, 2015

if the band even shows up lol

 

Jun 4, 2015

Either way some hypebeasts are leaving with broken noses

 

Jun 4, 2015

Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks is a a ripoff tribute to Joni Mitchell's Blue.
He's musically as challenging as a middle school choir on it.
Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts doesn't belong.

 

Jun 4, 2015

If your goal at the show is literally punching people in the face and not enjoying the music..

 

Jun 4, 2015

I want to rage and mosh and vibe to the music, and I hate hipsters

It's a win win

 

Jun 4, 2015

MM.. FOOD has a large gap of skits in the middle that serve no purpose.

 

Jun 4, 2015

36 Chambers was made by a bunch of dumbass racists with whack a--- mixing. bars are kinda whack too.

 

Jun 4, 2015

it's a pretty bad album but it's also a complete classic

 

Jun 4, 2015

MMLP is just a f---ing white trash f--- tard spewing random bs over Dre beats.

 

Jun 4, 2015

RZA is the only reason it's my favorite.

 

Jun 4, 2015

his verse on 4th chamber is f---ing perfect

 

Jun 4, 2015

St. Vincent - St. Vincent

You wanna be David Bowie, we get it. Maybe find an interesting producer and actually do cocaine next time. Plus, you'd be a terrible cult leader as no one would believe your horseshit.

 

Jun 4, 2015

Nas - It Was Written

Oh look, somebody wants to be mainstream. Really original ideas with the whole mob boss persona. Nothing so timely as a Eurythmics sample. Rap Game Cher. But hey, at least you picked out beats that your weed carriers didn't make. In the end, you did let Foxy do some math on Affirmative Action, so it was really all for not.