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Eminem A Shady affair.

Started by Nori, Apr 18, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

Would you allow the affair?

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  2. No.

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  1. Nori
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    Apr 18, 2015
    If Eminem were to be having an affair with your mom, would you try to stop it? I personally wouldn't because my mom is a grown up and she can do what she wants, and also that means that Em might come to the house sometimes. I know it'd just be to f--- but I could still answer the door and at least say hi. Also, my mom would probably go over to his house so that means maybe I could go and smell the jacket that Proof wore to his wedding that he has hanging up in the hallway.
     
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    Apr 18, 2015
    In on first page
     
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  3. reservoirGod
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    Apr 18, 2015
    I think he would be a tender and caring lover... So, I would be okay with it.
     
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    Only if Casey Anthony can do p---
     
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    and people say my posts are weird
     
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  6. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Apr 18, 2015
    Your threads, they're just shy and awkward.

    But what if some of that c-m seeped onto the bed sheets at your house? You could collect it and save it for when you get married, do artificial insemination and then your kid would have Em's genes.
     
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    WTF....Why would you even consider this?
     
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    Because anything is possible if 50 f----- Vivica.
     
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    let's delete my threads but let's keep this :503:
     
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    What in the actual f---.
     
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    Why not an affair with me??

    Is it gay, to play putt putt gold with a friend
    and watch his butt butt?
     
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    wtf
     
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    i dont like this new batch of posters
     
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    Take care man, you may catch him talking to proof dropping a deuce
     
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    Even though I'm just new here and you've been here longer, don't get it twisted Zeberdee I'll Ving Rames you.
     
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    these threads are funny and entertaining but I just lurk cause i never know how to respond. I just Marvel at how people come up with this stuff
     
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    Thanks for the support man :emoji_thumbsup:
     
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    great thread
     
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    Would you let him hit it raw? I know if I was a girl I would want to feel him.
     
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    I bet it feels good
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