Eminem Whaf if?

Started by JMG, Sep 28, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Sep 28, 2018
    So I was having trouble sleeping last night and starting thinking. What if Paul Rosenberg created everything about Eminem.. Why a man with such a valued global legacy let another man control every inch of it. Well its because Paul is Eminem. There is conflicting stories about how Em came up with Slim Shady is clear.. He didnt. Paul met Em and all the sudden he changes his whole style in the middle of the night? No it was all Paul... He became Ems manager and 20 years later people still wonder why he has such control.. Its because he owns all rights to Eminems career. There is no other explanation..

    Or is there? After more thought it could be deeper. Lets look at how Em and Paul are both middle age and single.. Lets look back at the contol and think hard.... Theyre lovers.. Its a lot to take in.. Yes but name ur other favorite rappers manger.... Ill wait. Things got difficult with Em and Kim when Paul came in the picture. Paul is clearly living with Em and how are we gonna act like he just wants to control his career. This man is wearing the pants in a h---------- relationship disguised as a manager. Ill let someone else justify the control without it being suspect.

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    Have tranny sex
     
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    Bru, have sex
     
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    JMG

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    Just did idiots.. Stay on topic.

    As someone whos been in controlling relationships.. I know one when i see one. Im not homophobic but cmon are you guys this stupid? Paul got jealous Em was taking selfies..
     
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    ...is this your late night jerk off material?...just c-m and go too sleep...
     
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    nh
     
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    ...ps. dude dont post pics of your Cosby victims
     
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    Everyone knows im very sexually active.. Lol ay
    5 people hiding from the truth. No one can explain why Em is on another mans leatch.. This is a legit claim.
     
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    I knew opening this thread would is a bad idea.
     
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    @JMG f---ing trannies with his shirt on
    upload_2018-9-29_8-50-7.png Gotta hide those man boobs
     
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