Jun 28, 2026 Hey guys I was having this conversation with a human lady and it was going great until she asked me what my favorite song is and I sent her “Evil” by Eminem and she left me on read. What went wrong??????? Did it hurt that I sent the lyrics “I’m evil I’m so evil I’m f---in twisted cerebral”????
Jun 28, 2026 Aye, you getting the hang of this bro Like Ye, when he sang that Flow “It’s The Good Life” T-Pain Knows Snap yo fingers, touch your toes Hurricane brainstorming on the west coast Game the day Death row invest in your coat Is the day Diddy admits your cold Yeah I’m aiming low like a Hoe or a Goat Better go protect both your gonads, Cole
Jun 28, 2026 I messaged a fair lady yesterday and said this: "*Looks at you firmly* I'll give you one more chance, I know you are tired of normal men, right? *Bites lip* I can take you to places you never though possible. Just take my hand *Slowly extends palm* " The b---- told me that message almost made her vomit...guess she doesn't like nice guys with mayo on deck.
Jun 28, 2026 Or lactose intolerant I don’t lack toast, but taller then A McMuffin, scrumptious, whatever’s in the bowl And Kelly I hear you chocking Must be allergic to slim
Jun 28, 2026 I wonder how r-----ed she must be to date him of all people. d---. @Marsh there may be hope for you yet. Been to any psych wards lately?! You might get lucky
