May 20, 2026 Inb4 it gets pushed back even further so they can use the game to launch PS6 and whatever they're calling the new X Box Game better be a classic whenever it drops. It it's not then it's f--- Rockstar for life
May 20, 2026 If it don’t win game of the year that be wild. It’s legit the most hyped release of all time at this point.
May 20, 2026 November, fools. Don't trust Supsuck when it comes to this. It's not getting pushed to 2027
May 20, 2026 With a new GTA Online event starting tomorrow, I'm anticipating pre-orders going live either Friday the 22nd with a trailer announcement or Monday the 25th for pre-orders followed by the 3rd trailer on the 26th due to that being the original release date after the first public delay. I'd be surprised If something happens before the earnings call. Or Rockstar will shadow-drop trailer 3 the day of the earnings call and just post this week's event as a newswire in the background. https://x.com/i/status/2057179598224241134
May 20, 2026 Never said it’s not dropping in November you r-----ed f---, who sleeps in a kids bed. Some reading comprehension, please.
May 20, 2026 Rolling Off, Like J Cole when he golfs Oh, you thought I wasn’t gonna go Adolf?! And Hitler these Midget Antlers… (Get it? Hit Ants) You ever hear of the Holocaust? (Uh-Oh, Slim Don’t) Yeah, well I hauled Amber Off (Aaaah!!) Tossed her to Paul like lacrosse (Well technically Knot) Cause she thought Lil Nas was better the Pac? (not) Nah, you better stop sleeping on Nas Or I’m rolling my paws to show Claws Pillows ain’t the only Pills … I Pause Wait, What am I doing Drake? oh yeah I’m doing Wheelies And that’s when we make a killing Till I’m sober, but I’m far from sober
May 21, 2026 Why would I pre order anything? Making pre orders and buying physical media in 2026? Doesn’t make you cool, a bigger fan or anything lol. You can’t talk about anyone being broke when you sleep in a child’s bed.
May 21, 2026 Nah over here we don’t spend all of our money on Eminem toys and dolls so we have to cheap out on our beds. Might as well sleep on the floor
May 21, 2026 Or just buy the game when it comes out. Why would I preorder anything months beforehand? Whats the benefit in preordering something? It’s just all negatives.
May 21, 2026 Y'all spend it on drugs and mc donalds I'm selling the bed when Relapse merch drops so I can buy more stuff
May 21, 2026 You sleep on the bed and I'll sleep on the floor "How come my dad never calls me anymore?" Because he left, brat, now I'm your new stepdad You better accept that So you want the race car bed or the Hello Kitty comforter? Either one of them, I'm gonna end up snuggled up with you I'm the motherfuckin' uh, Antichrist I'm kidding, it's a joke, psych! (Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) Get it? Like- (Not... Not cool man) No, it's- (Not cool) No, like the devil? Like- (Nah) Like Shady? Haha, like- (I don't, I don't get it) Come on, it's funny, right? (Nah) Oh, but Bizarre can say it (Dawg) What? (Dawg, I might f--- a Pitbull in his a---, or r--- my grandmother, but g.d.) But it's a joke! (Mm-mm) It's a joke. (Yeah right)
