Poop dogg rant (Slyk get in here u b----)

Started by poop dogg, Jun 21, 2022, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. poop dogg
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    poop dogg daddy

    Jun 21, 2022
    Big merger boss, lot of new members here tonight to watch your forum. Would be a real shame if something bad happened.

    I wouldn’t want to embarrass you, man. Speaking of embarrassing, you’ve been trying to sit down with me to hash things out for quite some time haven’t you? Well guess what? Too little, too late.

    I’ve created moment after moment after moment for this forum and I still get no respect.

    Nobody is on my level. No one. Everything I touch, turns to gold. There is nothing I can’t do.

    Every time I come out here, I am not expected to hit home runs, I’m expected to grand slams, and I do that sh*t on a weekly basis!

    See all the other boys have to settle for being great, I have to be perfect because I’m the twenty-four year old who is constantly held under a microscope, because I’m the only guy who is capable of carrying this forum on my back, as I have, for months!

    *Boos and clapping from various s.80 users*

    It’s funny that I hear boos but I also hear clapping. That’s interesting. That’s interesting. Where were you guys this whole weekend when you were calling me an unprofessional piece of s---? I’m just curious.

    The users in this forum all want my spot so guess what? You want my spot? You can have it because I don’t want to be here anymore.

    Now let’s talk about you users huh? You people call yours users? You’re not users, you’re uneducated p-----s. You sit there on your phones, tweeting out your opinions like they’re worth a d---, let me explain something to you people: you don’t know s---!

    Your opinions s---, your opinions change at the drop of a dime and then you pretend that your new opinions match you old opinions, for example: ‘Man, I always knew poop dogg was a great user.’ Really? That’s interesting. Because last time I checked you guys pretended I s----d for a long time and why is that huh? Because I’m not a gay pedo doing sextapes like your faves? Because I don’t pretend to like s--- albums like revival? Because I don’t like every single post without a reason? Because I’m not durag? What is it? Because I’m not doing parades? What is it?

    How could I possibly be the best? Well news flash – I AM THE BEST! IM THE BEST IN THE WORLD! Because I’m the only guy who makes you feel and unlike all those other boys, I don’t have to do a bunch of bs to get you there.

    I am a generational talent and you people consistently take me for granted but it’s not just you. It’s the big man in the back too.

    Here’s something you guys can’t take for granted, who was the guy that inspired the goat jmg to do a one last epic run? Who was regarded as the future of this forum? Who created so much hall of fame threads? But the boss only counts on his lapdog and his alts. They can’t lace my g.d. boots!

    Hey boss, would you treat me better if I was an alt? See maybe you don’t get it man, here’s the problem with you boss: you got a position of power in a hip hop forum, when the only position that you should be assuming is behind the guardrail with all of them! I want this s--- to end right now.

    I don’t want to wait until next time, but you won’t listen to me so allow me to make it a little easier for you: Slyk, I want you to perma ban me.

    DKC: chill ou-

    Don’t count me down! You piece of s---! You shut your mouth!


    @Slyk, look at me Slyk, look at me – I want you to perma ban me. You f***ing p----, perma ban me! ban me! ban me!
     
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  2. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth

    Jun 21, 2022
    I heard that you’re planning on doxing Slyk or something man. Are the rumours true regarding REDACTED?
     
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  3. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    Jun 21, 2022
    I can't speak for the rest of the Durag boys but ban me too
     
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  4. poop dogg
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    poop dogg daddy

    Jun 21, 2022
    Slyk is a troublemaker he has a lot of skeletons in his closet like halloween decorations
     
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  5. Inland Empire Meme
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    Jun 21, 2022
    best hof thread so far
     
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    Yeez Re-Elect Frank Sobotka!!

    Jun 21, 2022
    I can personally attest to the fact that Slyk gives out pencils to trick or treaters on halloween.
     
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  7. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers The Boogeyman Is Coming

    Jun 21, 2022
    I give people a knife to the heart on halloween
     
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  8. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Jun 21, 2022
    this reads like an intro to a chief keef song
     
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  9. Yeez
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    Yeez Re-Elect Frank Sobotka!!

    Jun 21, 2022
    Really? Cause I remember getting an apple and a pack of disinfectant wipes last time i went up to yours
     
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  10. Ricky
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    Ricky HIP-HOP CEO ™

    Jun 21, 2022
    Blassic
     
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  11. Ricky
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    Ricky HIP-HOP CEO ™

    Jun 21, 2022
    Funny, you gave me Monkeypox
     
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  12. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers The Boogeyman Is Coming

    Jun 21, 2022
    Ur not vaccinated for that????

    :emoji_kissing_heart:
     
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  13. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers The Boogeyman Is Coming

    Jun 21, 2022
    U have too much ambition, can't k--- u before u have become a mod
     
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  14. Ricky
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    Ricky HIP-HOP CEO ™

    Jun 21, 2022
    I am, however Dutch Monkeypox hits harder for some reason
     
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  15. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jun 22, 2022
    I haven’t listened to a single track on COTI.
     
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    BigBoy2 Drunken monkey

    Jun 22, 2022
    I was gonna say a drunken Jay Zeus rant.
     
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  17. poop dogg
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    poop dogg daddy

    Jun 22, 2022
    Watch yo mouth young man. You are gonna pay 4 ur sins soon boi
     
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Jun 22, 2022
    You're getting old man
     
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  19. poop dogg
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    poop dogg daddy

    Jun 22, 2022
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  20. thecanibus
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    Jun 22, 2022
    You f---ing mark.
     
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