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Started by Michael Myers, Dec 24, 2023, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Michael Myers
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    Dec 24, 2023
    So, planning my next trip w 2 friends, and its down to a few destinations, one of them being Mexico.

    Any suggestions, advice what to do (and not to do) there? If it is gonna be Mexico, probably the Yucatan region.

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  2. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Dec 24, 2023
    First, thing you gotta do is buy some Cartel Cocaine. Probably an ounce if possible.

    Then you gotta buy a room with 3 beds.

    Ask the receptionist if he has numbers for high end call girls, the ones that look like they too pretty to s--- all the d----s but In reality they s--- like a pro. Get 6 hookers 2 for each of you.

    Before they arrive make sure you got many different types of alcoholic drinks and 10 lines already racked up on the bedside table.

    Oh before I forget, tell the escorts to bring dildos cos we all know you Dutch like it both ways LOL.


    When they arrive, make sure you pick the ones with the biggest ti--ies and fattest arse but not too fat we dont wanna lose you in there Myers.


    And final step..... Enjoy :grinning:
     
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  3. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Dec 24, 2023
    My wife and I had our honeymoon in Mexico and it has solidified itself as my number one place in the world.

    We went there for 2 weeks and was an even 50/050 split of chilling out sunbathing with a cocktail in our hands and exploring the sites/culture.

    Considering you're so far from Mexico, you've 100% got to go and see Chitczen Itza as a minimum. There's a few other things I'd recommend as well but it's all touristy stuff.
     
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    Dec 25, 2023
    Lmao only you would scare the man from going to Mexico :')
     
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    I would stay in Europe lmao. It’s only dangerous here when Muslim countries turn into a mess :emoji_rolling_eyes:
     
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    Dec 25, 2023
    If you're not staying at a resort stick with people you're with when you go out. Don't carry a lot of cash or do anything stupid if drinking. There's a lot of pick pockets and cops will shake you down for money if you do
     
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    We will pray for your safety, my ese :emoji_pray:
     
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    Ripper Roo radical optimism out now

    Dec 25, 2023
    Bring a sombrero and never take it off
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    And always remember the words "chupa mi verga". And if you see the letters CJNG, run away, cuz.
     
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