Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Sep 20, 2021 at 1:19 AM

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    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 19, 2021 at 12:21 PM
      "It's gonna take T-R-U-S-T to keep our L-O-V-E!!!!"
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      Jay Zeus Sep 18, 2021 at 10:07 AM
      Jodeci is so under-sampled, it's kinda crazy. DeVante was "WAYYYY" ahead of his time with his production. R.I.P. Static Major. Swing MOB!
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      Jay Zeus Sep 17, 2021 at 9:56 PM
      16*29 is BACK! Omg! I thought these children weren't going to reunite until I was 60-Years-Ollllld. *Grabs Cane* Close enough, dammit.
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      Jay Zeus Sep 16, 2021 at 6:39 PM
      "I only want top 'CAUSE I'M THOTTIED UP!"
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      Jay Zeus Sep 16, 2021 at 6:33 AM
      Laughing at the fact that they really commercialized initiation ritual ceremonies though. That's clearly what "The Met Gala" is. Weirdos.
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        Chrollo Sep 16, 2021 at 8:04 AM
        Celebrity worship has to stop. It's disgusting
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      3. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Sep 16, 2021 at 8:15 AM
        Idolatry is becoming the most carnal sin known to man, and I never claimed to be a Devout Christian. But like.....at least remember that your soul is precious and theirs is vacuous, so you'd be better idolizing your g.d. self. Forgive me , LORD! Lmfao. But seriously though. It's outrageous, bruvas!!!!! Something about Billie Eilish eyes begin to frighten me. Beautiful, but definitely witchy.
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        Chrollo Sep 16, 2021 at 8:35 AM
        It's a disease. Good words brother, love yourself first. You are the main character in your own life, not those actors and singers
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      Jay Zeus Sep 14, 2021 at 9:28 PM
      Somebody need to steal all of Pi'Erre Bourne, DP Beats, and Dolan's Laptops for 16*29 leaks because that would be the only upside to life na
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    7. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 11, 2021
      So much s--- happened 20 years ago today, but I just wanna take this time out to thank Jay-Z for my favorite album of his. Bittersweet day.
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      Jay Zeus Sep 10, 2021
      Holy s---. I need to start really tuning into "AEW." Wrestling games are making a comeback. Thank god for "Yukes". I've missed them.
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        Jay Zeus Sep 11, 2021
        I willllll! I have sooooo much catching up to do. Not sure where I should start though.
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      3. thecanibus
        thecanibus Sep 11, 2021
        Just watch All out and jump in from there, it’s basically a new season.
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        nilbog Sep 12, 2021
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      Jay Zeus Sep 9, 2021
      "I was BornaDewDaThang. PullUpInDaAllBlahRaaange. HopInDih Bih. Go BAANG! AndISpeedRehInDatLaaane!"
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      Jay Zeus Sep 8, 2021
      Kate Hudson! WHEW! g.d..
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    11. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Sep 7, 2021
      "Possessed! POSSESSED! b----, AH'M FOUL! LOOK IN MAH EYES! WHY SHOULD I LIE?!!?!"
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        Jay Zeus Sep 4, 2021
        Warner Bros.?
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        ya
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      Jay Zeus Sep 4, 2021
      S/O Stefanie Joanne Angelina Germanotta for showin' love to those with excrement-hued irises, early in her career. Brown Eyes sad af though
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        Chrollo Sep 4, 2021
        You peeped Dawn Of Chromatica? Got Charli XCX on there too
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        Jay Zeus Sep 4, 2021
        OMG! No! Must check that out! Thanks for the incentive, BRODA! You know I love me some Charli XCX!!!
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      Jay Zeus Aug 30, 2021
      Still trying to understand why Cameron Diaz was only hot in "The Mask". What happened between that and "Something About Mary"? Seriously.
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      2. Ricky
        Ricky Aug 31, 2021
        Y'all trippin, she's still hot
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        Jay Zeus Aug 31, 2021
        I love you, Ricky. But she gets a hard pass since 1997 for me. She looks rather average and hard in the face since then. Her body was that of a Goddess on The Mask. Somebody told her she was too fat and her nose was too round. Now her nose shaped like her hips. *Shudders* Box-shaped. Word to Tara Reid. How do you lose hips?
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        Ricky Aug 31, 2021
        Tara Reid is ugly now, but hol up, Cameron was pretty hot last time I saw her movie, I think it was a SEXTAPE or something like that
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      Jay Zeus Aug 27, 2021
      All these local couples don't have s--- on me and my foine a--- mistress. About to start going to poundtown and streaming it. Yeezus energy
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      Jay Zeus Aug 25, 2021
      "I might pull up in that new Bentley Truuck! I'm so up. You so stuck. Got bad luck. BOUGHT MY MOM A MAZDA TRUCK!!"
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      Jay Zeus Aug 24, 2021
      It's Mr. Back In That a--- if Your Name Candace Parker. Literally in that a---.
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      Jay Zeus Aug 21, 2021
      The people I met in this s-----y f---in' city are what will have run me away. I hate it here. I hate the people. I hate the infrastructure
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Aug 22, 2021
        Eastpointe, to be exact.
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        Jay Zeus Aug 22, 2021
        It has kind of provoked me to be disdainful about living in Michigan, as a whole, unfortunately.
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        Alchemist34 Aug 23, 2021
        what'd they do
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    19. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Aug 19, 2021
      Swear to God, I love the wide array of Houston's Urban Sub-Genres. TisaKorean especially slaps because I like to f---in' dance, m8s. JAZZY
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Aug 20, 2021
        I got family in Dallas so I plan to visit sometime soon. Need to connect with The Puerto Rican segment of my fam, COUSIN!!!!!
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        Sign Language Aug 20, 2021
        Hit me up if you make it out here bro. Me and @skip will take you to the Astrodome
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        Jay Zeus Aug 20, 2021
        Bet! YOU GOT IT! THANK YOU, Cousin S.L. Benzo!!!!
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      Jay Zeus Aug 18, 2021
      "I told her I got that sweet wood. Call Me Cedar Plank Peter."
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