Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Jun 23, 2021 at 9:33 PM

Most Posts - June

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    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 22, 2021 at 2:49 PM
      "Oops....did I do that? (Did I....DO THAAAAT?!!) Geeked up like Urkel, Family Matters. (FAMILY....MATTERRRRS!!!)"
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      1. Inland Empire Meme
        Inland Empire Meme Jun 22, 2021 at 5:35 PM
        man if you weren't banned from Twitter I'd follow you on there.
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Jun 23, 2021 at 3:11 AM
        Thanks, bro. I appreciate that. I follow back. *Pause*
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    2. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 20, 2021 at 3:39 PM
      Paul and John need they a--- beat for making the best songwriter out of the whole group wait til the last album to show he was the real GOAT.
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      2. TimmyT
        TimmyT Jun 22, 2021 at 7:11 PM
        @Winter not even close? That’s a bold statement. Plastic Ono Band exists
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      3. Winter
        Winter Jun 22, 2021 at 7:26 PM
        Plastic Ono Band is a masterpiece too. It ain’t All Things tho
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      4. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Jun 23, 2021 at 3:12 AM
        Winter is right. It's All Things Must Pass For Me as well.
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    3. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 19, 2021 at 12:33 PM
      Morgan Wallen & Sebastian Stan, sitting in a steam-room. S-A-L-A-D T-O.....S-S-I....N, then G. Watching Gay Mandingo p--- and feeling free
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    4. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 19, 2021 at 1:56 AM
      The Kid Laroi looks like Alex Borstein in drag and I will never listen to a song by him. I still haven't heard one. He looks like a plant.
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Jun 19, 2021 at 11:23 AM
        S/O Bibby tho. And Goddamn, Scooter Braun gon' be a Billionaire at this point. Just found out he's managing Lil Dicky's career as well. Kinda heartbroken about that.
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      3. Sign Language
        Sign Language Jun 19, 2021 at 12:41 PM
        The Mid Laroi
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      4. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Jun 19, 2021 at 4:19 PM
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    5. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 13, 2021
      "Come into my hotel. Like I'm Cassss-idy (WAIT!). I just want your body like anaaaa-tomy!"
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      1. Chrollo
        Chrollo Jun 14, 2021
        TLOP 5 goes craaaazyyy
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    6. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 12, 2021
      It's not edging. It's phallic kegels.
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    7. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 11, 2021
      Lorde knows I'm not pulling out. Sorry. Had to say it.
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    8. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 10, 2021
      New Rap Name: Fanny Pack Punani Jack. I can already feel the OG Sound Cloud Waves flowing through my bones, m8's. Gloriously fecking sweet
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      1. Chrollo
        Chrollo Jun 10, 2021
        Sounds way more creative than the current average hyperpop artist ("Chair", "Swag", "Colton", no I'm not kidding)
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Jun 10, 2021
        LMAO! I gotta get Charli on a track before I die. Seriously. "I guht eht. I guht eht. I guht eht. I guht eht. I guht eht. I GUHT EHHHT!!!!"
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    9. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 9, 2021
      So Elizabeth Olsen just totally messed up my head and heart. That n----- look like a bummy Josh Groban. Meanwhile, I ain't got a b----.
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    10. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 7, 2021
      "Like a splendid, open-ended, celibate friend. You pretended. Not to know it, WHEN I BLOW IT, IN YOUR EYE!" - The Purply-Perverse G.O.A.T.
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      1. BIGFOOT
        BIGFOOT Jun 8, 2021
        Give this man an Oscar
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    11. BIGFOOT
      BIGFOOT Jun 5, 2021
      I hereby announce Jay Zeus as the section eighty linguistic champion. Ceremony details coming soon
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      1. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Jun 5, 2021
        I take this title in humility and stride, bruva. I am one with the people! I STILL KISS THE CONCRETE! I walk barefoot over sodded earth in The West Indies Garden of Meme-Dem
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    12. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 4, 2021
      Bob Odenkirk > John Mulaney As A Comedy-Writer. Holy s---. These theater groupies all on Mulaney's d-ck. "He's a genius." n----- corny.
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      1. Sign Language
        Sign Language Jun 4, 2021
        Bob Odenkirk>>>>>>John Mulaney for everything
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    13. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Jun 4, 2021
      Sophie Turner coming out as bisexual during Pride Month isn't legitimate. People like JoJo Siwa the only ones you should take serious.
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    14. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus May 30, 2021
      Ryan Montgomery is an excellent emcee, but he gon' be needing to "Remiss" me with that bs.
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    15. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus May 30, 2021
      My life is a movie and I'm just trying to come out of the slow-burning mid-production phase. I could talk about how crazy my love life is.
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    16. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus May 27, 2021
      My mail lady out-of-pocket. f--- wrong with you, bih? Don't ever try to serve me a backhanded compliment and laugh it off. f---in' c----.
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus May 28, 2021
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      3. Ricky
        Ricky May 28, 2021
        Love ya brother
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      4. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus May 28, 2021
        I love you too, mayne. More than I could ever love my mean a--- mail-lady.
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    17. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus May 22, 2021
      Happy 15th Anniversary To The Greatest Mixtape of All Time!!!!!!
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      1. Sign Language
        Sign Language May 23, 2021
        Which is..........?
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus May 23, 2021
        Dedication 2. Lol.
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      3. BIGFOOT
        BIGFOOT May 24, 2021
        Guess Who’s Back >>>
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    18. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus May 22, 2021
      On God, I really don't even know what to think of some of you tone-deaf n----s anymore. You really put down Wayne to big up this H.A.N.?!!?
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    19. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus May 21, 2021
      This Pennsylvania b---- Named Ellen Bruch is a human sloth hybrid. Mostly sloth. I saw the b---- eat a whole pizza in front of me before.
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    20. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus May 20, 2021
      Danny Masterson creepy as h---. b------s used to go crazy for "Hyde" on "That '70's Show". This what I mean when I say women got bad taste.
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      1. Sign Language
        Sign Language May 20, 2021
        His brother was always cooler. Francis Wilkerson>>>>Hyde
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