Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Apr 11, 2021 at 8:22 AM Viewing forum list

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    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Apr 10, 2021 at 2:41 PM
      Carti gotta thank Perry Farrell for the Sky music video influence, I swear. And yes, I am saying that because it was shot in a grocery spot
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      Jay Zeus Apr 8, 2021 at 6:30 PM
      Saying you got conviction, but aren't fugitive-bound. Tell their baby's mothers, I beat it up like an exonerated felon. Let ya lay her down
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      Jay Zeus Apr 8, 2021 at 12:04 PM
      Lil B really "THE" Pioneer of The 2010's. How is this n----- not rich off the strength of that?
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      1. Chrollo
        Chrollo Apr 8, 2021 at 12:48 PM
        True but his DMs are full of women sending him lewd pics with his name written all over them. In some way he's still winning
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        Jay Zeus Apr 8, 2021 at 12:53 PM
        You make a very valid point. And he's still so humble. TYBG!
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      Jay Zeus Apr 6, 2021 at 3:23 PM
      I'm your dad. Clinked like my drink.. Beatin' ya Mom's Buns while hittin' gas. Slingin' mad Link in a Mink. S/O My Chocolate Zelda's
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      Jay Zeus Apr 3, 2021
      Pop Smoke would have been sooooooo f---in' colossal if he hadn't died. This n----- had so much potential and was only 20. "THIS" generation
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      Jay Zeus Apr 2, 2021
      Renni Rucci thicka den a mf. The Carolinas winnin'.....FAWK! f--- a Foogiano. We smokin' Foogi pack, but my name ain't Wyclef Jean.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 31, 2021
      This ugly n----- Rami Malek can act. Mr. Robot's the s---, but ain't nobody interested in your weird a--- private life. You look boring af.
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      1. Chrollo
        Chrollo Mar 31, 2021
        He really said: 'No clout off my name for you b----, delete it'
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        Jay Zeus Mar 31, 2021
        If it was anyone besides sweet little Rachel. I felt secondhand embarrassment for her. But this is why I would keep to myself, too. I bet the n----- didn't even say behind-all-that, "Look, Rach, it was nothing personal. I just felt a little shaken as that reminded me of a tough time in my life." He doesn't owe us that. But d---. Maybe her. Savagery.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 31, 2021
      "And I find it kind-of funny. I find it kind-of sad...."
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    9. Chrollo
      Chrollo Mar 30, 2021
      Need your opinion on Emily Browning cause we might be on the same wavelength there broski
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      1. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Mar 30, 2021
        I'mma spit game to her like Eric Bana with no manners, but a little tanner.
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        Jay Zeus Mar 30, 2021
        Except, I won't flub it up like he did the portrayal of Bruce Banner/The Hulk in 2003. Ew.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 30, 2021
      "Man, I love how I ain't got no friends. I got hella hoes. Goofy clown, you textin' them."
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      Jay Zeus Mar 29, 2021
      "Lemme come invite you to my kitchen. Nyeahhhh."
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      Jay Zeus Mar 27, 2021
      SGP really was a huge part in A$AP Rocky's seminal rise. He should at least be well-known, if not popular. Goddamn, that s--- irks me.
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      1. Thy
        Thy Mar 28, 2021
        sgp playing football with yams' urn prolly made people a little turned off from him
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    13. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Mar 26, 2021
      If Johnny Depp really didn't abuse that woman, and she wins this case, you don't understand how hopeless and scared I will feel, as a man.
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      2. Dirty F
        Dirty F Mar 26, 2021
        I hope you've cut your nails since 2011 you budget-looking Andre 3000
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      3. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Mar 26, 2021
        Nah. I dug 'em up ya momma's bootyhole, n-----. :)
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      4. Ricky
        Ricky Mar 27, 2021
        Lmfaoooo
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    14. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Mar 25, 2021
      Goddamn. 2004 Amy Lee Grammy Win Pose and what do I see? The most lickable legs, knees, and thighs in the game. Houston we have a problem
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    15. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Mar 24, 2021
      Can't get these women up out of my hair. Because I've got a harem of women.
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        Jay Zeus Mar 24, 2021
        You think the Atlantic or Indian's deep, well then you should see just what I swim in.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 22, 2021
      I'm in a Folkswagon wit' mah Chitown Brethren.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 21, 2021
      Nothing threw me off more than finding out Young Bleu is from Mobil, Alabama. Shout out Bob Holly. But like....wtf, bro? Rasta flow hawrd
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      1. Sign Language
        Sign Language Mar 21, 2021
        "Shout out Bob Holly"
        :dead:

        Don't ever change man
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      Jay Zeus Mar 20, 2021
      "There's only so much time left in this crazy world. I'm just Crumblin' 'Erb."
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    19. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Mar 17, 2021
      I love everyone. My Middle Eastern folk included. Dammit. My conscience is intact. I promise. I am even sorry to "HIM". Yes.
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    20. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Mar 17, 2021
      I apologize. I was wrong. I could cry about how wrong I've been. I ain't s--- for that. I deserve absolutely no forgiveness. I love you
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