Aug 26, 2015 Today features 2 more Eminem gems, during his southern accent phase. Which is worse? T.I. - "Touchdown" feat. Eminem Spoiler: Lyrics Welcome to the Midwest, yes Where them Detroit playas ball like you have no idea The boy is here, got the whole place looking like it's candy painted Ain't it like we left the kids at home and just let em loose with the crayons f---, I just hit a jogger, people looking like Frogger They hopping out of the way whenever they see Marshall's car coming The kids painted my windows with black permanent marker And let the rest of the car carpet color like swirl pops And I got the bass thumping but I'm bound to bump into something Kids are flying through the air looking like they krumping The way they tumbling, I gotta do something But as soon as I hit the car wash to get the tar off They just right back at it tomorrow They're like, "Dad this is in, so you're with the trends" "This is for the pimps, listening to Mims, nail polish on the rims" And now it's custom chrome, but I gotta go do a show So go on with ya bad self, just have it back to normal when I touch down Proof - "Pimplikeness" feat. D12 Spoiler: Lyrics Hey, you know I gotta say somethin on this track Well I'm not a p---- or a player, see I'm more like the mayor Grab a b---- up by her hair like I just don't care And swing her in the air (AHH!) I'm talkin major a--- kick Toss a b---- out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick I'm a p----, so I give a f--- about a b---- But I don't make 'em trick, I'm RICH (whoo!) I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip But I could spit some game and I could talk some s--- I'm somethin like a p----, similar to a mack I ain't makin the news, I make my baby mama pick up the slack Drop Cadillac, truck {*phone rings*} f---, I gotta go That's my bottom ho pagin me back - I'm a p---- For those who missed round 1: Worst Eminem Verse [Round 1] Coming soon.. My Ballz vs. ???
Aug 26, 2015 f---, both are awful and pretty similar. Gonna go with Pimplikeness, at least Touchdown had a decent hook & beat. I nominate Taking My Ball for the next round. I'm that guy man, Shove a diamond up my hind end, And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals, Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles, While I stomp mudholes in ya a--- girl, I'm like houdini, Tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie, Make the s--- disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie, You don't know the meaning of a meanie, They call me the fruit loop from jupiter, I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop s---t, Dont move or ya might get it stuck so f---ing far up in your uvula
Aug 26, 2015 I don't even know if that's the worst verse on the song. Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk? Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet No wonder my a--- is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name
Aug 26, 2015 Ugh, I forgot this song existed, I think I've only heard it like twice.. Now I remember why. Relapse era
Aug 26, 2015 Good point. That outro in his baby voice is f---ing awful. I legitimately felt embarrassed listening to this song again. What's really unforgivable is the number of Dre beats he wasted on this album.
Aug 27, 2015 I love how people on here always like act these these "bad" verses are sooo terrible. Its because u guys are taking them serious lol during this time eminem was slap happy and made funny a--- songs and i enjoy them
