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  1. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 24, 2017
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  2. Lucy
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    Jan 24, 2017
    a pluva swooped me once, so i threw a basketball at it as hard as i could and killed it, fucken c----
     
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    Jan 24, 2017
    Well in Tasmania we have these kunt birds called Plovers, I've also been chased by a snake and seen f----- up spiders but when I was like 11 or sum s--- these kunt birds laid eggs around our school oval. So at lunch all of us went around with rocks smashing these eggs like the demented kunts we were and cos the birds were agro f---s. Anyway after seeing a few formed bird fetus's and smashing a lot of eggs we see like 5 birds in the distance, they get closer and we realise these flying M's are actually Plovers, So all of us start piss bolting but 1 of us trips over and he gets up only to be swooped in the back of the head by a plover. A teacher runs over cause he's on the oval as well but he gets 2 f---ing flovers on him flapping and kicking at him. A plover is right behind me and is charging but luckily swoops up and I get away, but another kunt gets swooped and falls on his face on the concrete. Basically teachers had to do first aid on some of those dumb kunts and I never f----- with a plover again.
     
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  4. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 24, 2017
    seriously f--- bears bro
     
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    :wtf2wtf: a dog bruh?
     
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    Jan 29, 2017
    Rip that swan god f---in d--- 2cupkerm
     
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    Buu

    Jan 28, 2017
    Your bike?
     
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  8. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Jan 27, 2017

    They're actually horrifying in large groups. I was with my gf at a public park deep in the forest in the middle of the night being being all romantic under the moonlight on the swings and I had to take a s--- so I went up to the toilets which I'd normally never go to even day time because they're known to have spiders and other critters from h--- but I was f----- on lorazepam and couldn't feel any fear or common sense so I walked in and noticed there were no lights on but the moonlight was shining just enough to see and I went in the stall and the automatic lights turned on with a f---ing vengeance and there were a plethora of massive moths just chilling out and crawling all over the walls around me. All I could do was say uhh and calmly walk back out

    If I was sober I would've panicked and the slightest wrong movement would've set them off and given me PTSD
     
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  9. Charlie Work
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    Jan 25, 2017
    I was playing fetch with a chick's dog one time and the stick got caught up on a hillside and rammed into the dog's throat. The dog started freaking out with the stick stuck, For a split second, I thought it had jabbed straight into its eye or something. The chick's scary a--- brother came outside wanting to know what I did to his dog. Scarier than any animal attack I've ever been involved in tbh.
     
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  10. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Jan 25, 2017
    I got attacked by a pit bull once when I was younger, don't remember much of it though.

    This thread is great though, thanks coco.
     
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Jan 25, 2017
    Her name was Kristy. I pulled back on her hair too hard
     
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  12. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 25, 2017
    u ok?
     
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  13. Lucy
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    Jan 25, 2017
    yeah that's the point Lions could k--- humans, piss easy, but they aren't evolved enough to look past their fear so they'll naturally flee if they feel threatened
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    There's a video of Steve Irwins death but it hasn't been released I wanna see it real bad honestly
    His daughters hot but such a smug unfunny b----
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    I lead the r--- g--- on SXN80 so good luck with that b---- kunt
     
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    Buu

    Jan 25, 2017
    Joel about to put Goldy on ignore. Every since Steve Irwin, have sort of feared Stingrays and manta rays, even though the its rare to get stung by one.
     
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    Buu

    Jan 25, 2017
    This man Goldy just has the brightest smile :wub:
     
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    So dogs have a hierarchy established by agro r---?
    Humans need this tbr
     
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    Buu

    Jan 25, 2017
    They are showing you they are the dominate one and they rule. Even seen 2 male dogs hump it out for top dawg in the neighborhood
     
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    Jan 25, 2017
    Dogs always try and f--- me, literally every dog I meet whips it out and starts molesting my leg it's really awkward around family friends when their dog getting their f--- on when they telling me about job opportunities
     
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