Eminem Why do you guys hate MMLP2?

Started by Groovy Tony, Aug 23, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Webber
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    Aug 25, 2015
    it doesn't take more than a moment's thought to find the weakness in that argument. JDGAF, a classic, was basically about nothing (not to compare the two)
    I think Survival's 2nd takes the cake there
    I'd take a decent song with one subpar verse any day over a s--- song riddled with the corniest metaphors imaginable. Not Afraid was supposed to make up for Relapse and instead we got much, much worse–Until he bows out or he s----s his bowels out of him!
    well if we're talking sales / popularity the song's undeniable, sure, but that's another discussion
     
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  2. Ricky
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    Ricky mixtape: 05/16/26

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  3. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Aug 25, 2015
    JDGAF is only a "classic" (reaching) for nostalgia sake. It's really not a good song either, but the rhymes are lightyears ahead of Berzerk.

    Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it?
    Khakis pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced
    So I guess it ain't
    That aftershave or cologne that made them just faint
    Plus I just showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint
    So if love is a chess game, check mate
    But girl your body's banging, jump me in, g--- b--- b---
    Yessiree Bob I was thinking the same thing
    So come get on this Kid's rock, baw-wit-da-baw dang-dang
    P-p-p pow-pow chicka-chicka wow-wow
    Catch a cab, I wanna go down b-b-bow, bow
    Slow it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel tow
    Dumb it down, I don't know how (huh-huh) how-how
    At least I know that I don't know
    Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid
    Hope so, now ho


    vs.

    I can see the finish line with each line that I finish
    I'm so close to my goals, I can almost pole vault over the goal post
    And if I don't got enough in the tank, maybe I can just siphon enough
    To fill up this last can, man will I survive in this climate or what?
    They said I was washed up, and got a blood bath
    I'm not a rapper, I'm an adapter – I can adjust
    Plus, I can just walk up to a mic and just bust
    So, floor's open if you'd like to discuss
    Top 5 in this mothafucka and if I don't make the cut, what?
    Like I give a f--- but I light this b---- up like I'm driving a truck
    Through the side of a pump, 0 to 60 hop in and gun it
    Like G-Unit without the hyphen, I'm hyping 'em up
    And if there should ever come a time where my life's in a rut
    And I look like I might just give up, eh, might've mistook
    Me for bowing out I ain't taking a bow, I'm stabbing myself
    With a f---ing knife in the gut, while I'm wiping my butt
    Cause I just sh---ed on the mic and I like getting cut
    I get excited at the sight of my blood,you're in a fight with a nut
    Cause I'mma fight 'til I die or win,biting the dust, it'll just make me angrier
    Wait, let me remind you of what got me this far, picture me quitting
    Now draw a circle around it and put a line through it, slut
    It's survival of what?


    Even Survival wins this one.

    All of Berzerk's verses were trash. The chorus is the only thing it has going for it musically, and it's still just as corny as Not Afraid (if not more so). Eminem singing about partying.. come on. It's the r-----ed version of WTP.
     
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  4. Webber
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    I didn't know this opinion existed, seriously shocked right now
     
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