Dec 9, 2014

All of the memories we had at SL
Who cares now that site took an L
@Koolo tried to reach dev on his cell,
looked like that went well
don't tell me we're over
or I'm gonna run your a--- over with a range rover
we're are only growing stronger
& yes we're going to conquer the net
& we're going to do it with blood, sweat & tears
& we going to do it within a few years
While the site is upgrading i'm going to destroy careers
This time you'll be the one who disappears
Heres a taste of a little of fear
You all queers
& I hope you all get eaten by bears

 

Dec 9, 2014

Reminiscin bout the past, back at the site SL
@Koolo got the s----s bumpin', just ask his bank account
did it by dropping wack a--- songs from a god,
all the stans loved it, even s----d @Koolo 's c---
dropped Straight from the Vault,
it jumped straight to our hearts,
@Koolo was number one, toppin every f---in chart
then one day he just went all up and called it quits,
i think he felt like he was one big ball of s---,
whose moms probably never gave two squirts of piss,
until cash was rollin in, SL was gettin them hits,
Dev got a little cocky, relationships started turnin rocky
he faked a call from UMG, just to separate the parties
from an agreement that they agreed with.. oh no jesus
so @Koolo got shook but came back with a right hook
created sectioneighty and the rest is written in some books,
up in the high mountains, lit-er-a-lly a prophet,
to these stans, my mans, but this s--- is HiiiiiPower

 

Dec 9, 2014

*deep breath in*

 

Dec 9, 2014

*most disgruntled, disgusted sigh i can muster*

 

Dec 9, 2014

Keep holding your breath, try to beat the world record.

 

Dec 11, 2014

all that would do is make him pass out?