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  1. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Jan 8, 2016
    One my female teachers said to another male student that she had a dream that they were going out. She said in the dream it wasn't awkward at all.


    That was a lil f----- up i thought. She clearly wanted it.
     
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  2. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Jan 8, 2016
    Nah, I still use it when appropriate. The avatar is just for January.
     
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  3. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Jan 8, 2016
    my mate got expelled because someone hacked his fb and started to "harass" the hottest teacher in school. She refused to teach him lmao
     
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  4. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Jan 8, 2016
    In HS I had a teacher who enjoyed dressing up for the class. She'd have these tight a--- red jeans she'd wear like twice a week and she'd always write at the top of the chalk board so she'd have to go on her toes....god d---.
     
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  5. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jan 8, 2016
    Speaking of teachers, in 8th grade we had this one fine-a--- female and I remember some of my friends would purposefully drop their pencils and papers far from their desk so she'd have to bend over to pick 'em up. She eventually realized what they were doing and had her f---ing husband come in to class t son them lol
     
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  6. because the internet
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    because the internet

    Jan 8, 2016
    what f----- up part of my city do you come from lmaooooo
     
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  7. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Jan 8, 2016
    I sit in the back row with a trench coat on. Jeans got a hole in the pocket. Chicks dig it.
     
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  8. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Sep 27, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Sep 26, 2015
    Nah Too busy robbing us middle class's money < most ungrammatical thing I have ever wrote
     
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  10. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Sep 26, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. RickGrimes
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    RickGrimes

    Aug 19, 2015
    When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
     
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  12. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Oct 15, 2016
    Kenneth is a fat obese whitey from Texas. :wow2:
     
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  13. Onlyfools
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    Onlyfools

    Oct 15, 2016
    Oh another aussie, the middle class of UK I feel for you my freind haha
     
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  14. Chigzzer
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    Chigzzer Man's on that grind

    Sep 6, 2016
    College, Rah I'm looking forward to uni :p
     
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  15. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Apr 9, 2016
    get out

    or

    #teamkendall
     
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  16. Creation
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    Creation By Any Means

    Apr 9, 2016
    Say that to another irish person & see how they take it lol


    Yeah i agree with you, humor wise, tv & everything, we are definitely close enough :)
     
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  17. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Apr 8, 2016
    I don't particularly like Cameron, and I'm not a Conservative, but he hasn't majorly f----- the country up like angry people on the internet will tell you he has. He just also hasn't really done anything to make it better, either
     
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  18. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Apr 8, 2016
    What mates :mjcry:
     
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  19. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Mar 20, 2016
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Feb 27, 2016
    Me and @Flacko ly2
     
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