The JMG Retirement Tour

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  1. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM BOY SUMMER

    Apr 20, 2021
    AH f--- YOU ALL

    KING KERS

    LAD

    c----

    BOY
     
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  2. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 20, 2021
    Well I mind you so get the f--- out of my thread loser. So done with u bullying me.
     
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  3. 1999
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    Apr 20, 2021
    Grow up
     
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  4. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 20, 2021
    May file charges on some people. I was just overlooking some of these new internet laws and I think I got a case.
     
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  5. Mikey
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    Apr 20, 2021
    what a sad day when JMG goes.
    Legend.
     
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  6. attila
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    Apr 20, 2021
    I’ll bring the Keg
     
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  7. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 20, 2021
    Its gonna be okay guys. You still have @reservoirGod
     
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  8. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Apr 20, 2021
    That's right.
     
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  9. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 20, 2021
    Oh wait I just heard parlor is back. So nvm
     
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  10. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Apr 20, 2021
    The My Pillow crackhead has a social media app now.
     
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  11. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    Apr 20, 2021
    Imagine the day JMG does leave though lol what would be cool is if JMG Junior took over this account one day and the legacy continues
     
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  12. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 20, 2021
    Yeah I thought about that but I dont want my kids anywhere near forums. I am afraid this is legit and officially happening and the legacy ends here. I will request IP ban on May 6th.
     
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  13. joeyp363
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    Apr 20, 2021
    h--- ya sounds good. I’ll retire May 5th
     
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  14. jankland
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    jankland In My Cringe Arc.

    Apr 21, 2021
    Idk if this is some inside joke or trolling that I don't understand but if you're using super straight unironically all I can say is lol
     
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  15. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Apr 21, 2021
    Look mate, there's no irony. For years I was a super straight, now, Im a legendary super straight God super straight.
     
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  16. The Moon Man
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    The Moon Man Out of my mind

    Apr 21, 2021
    On May 7th JMG will return. Same old, same old.
     
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  17. joeyp363
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    Apr 21, 2021
    I’m super straight edge as well. #ManholeCover
     
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  18. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 21, 2021
    Understand why you think this but I haven't made a retirement thread in 5 years. There is no reason for me to stay here, especially after all the behind the scenes stuff. Not getting into but lets just try to get along please.
     
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  19. jankland
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    jankland In My Cringe Arc.

    Apr 21, 2021
    Okay I have to admit that was pretty good lmao
     
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  20. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 23, 2021
    Gonna kick this thing off next week. Probaly gonna be breaking some rules around here.. Just let me be, ill be gone soon. I wanna go out be being perm banned.
     
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