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The f--- to do in the summer

Started by BrandonB1415, Jun 3, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. BrandonB1415
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    BrandonB1415

    Jun 3, 2016
    Just graduated freshmen year.

    No car and nothing particularly amazing around the neighborhood to do.

    Me and my friend need s--- to do, ideas?

    Please, summer can't be this boring .
     
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    Drugs
     
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    Jun 3, 2016
    Surely you don't have a water park nearby.

    Also drugs, lots of drugs.
     
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    Jun 3, 2016
    get a job go on vacation get drunk do drugs and have unprotected protected sex
     
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    Dew سيف الله

    Jun 3, 2016
    get a job or post on forums all day.
     
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    I don't think autistic people can get jobs. Believe me, I tried...
     
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Jun 3, 2016
    Lmao

    Protected sex becomes unprotected pre quick if you're drunk enough.

    Idk how many times I've said "f--- this condom" and continued without it :laff:
     
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    Theres like 3 autistic guys at my wprk, businesses get tax rewards for ahit like that in canada at least
     
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    Hahaha man at least a handful of times for me.

    One time, I was on a 1st date with a girl who would later become my crazy a--- gf [ex now]. 1st time I'd ever hung out with her, she's groping me in the theater like Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers
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    We walk out not 2 seconds after the credits start to roll. I tell her to pull up in this lowkey spot in my buddies neighborhood. I run inside to take a piss and grab a rubber.

    Get back into her car and immediately hop in the backseat. I'm sitting in the middle, I look up and this b---- had her panties off before I could blink, face down a--- up ready to go.

    I grab the condom, and I'm no mandingo but this thing was like a f---in guillotine on my d-ck. I tried to wrestle it on but it wasn't happening. I threw it out the window and enjoyed one of the best rides of my lifeeeeeee.

    Moral of the story, if the condom don't fit, God is giving you the green light to go in raw. At least that's what I kept telling myself.
     
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    McDonald's will hire anyone so that isn't saying much :mynig2:
     
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    Home depot b----
     
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    Honestly i should have told them i had autism, the one guy's entire job consists of taking out the trash and he just chainsmokes darts when he's not doing that
     
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  13. BrandonB1415
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    I don't have autism lol
     
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    Video games and gym. That's what my freshman summer consisted of if I remember correctly.
     
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    Nope, tried there. Never got a call back...

    Even McDonald's has standards nowadays. :dead:
     
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    My summer consists of working, fishing and drinking, swimming, a little more drinking, pick up basketball games, dirtbikes, partying, and drinking some more.
     
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    learn how to bahx
     
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    Role model tbh
     
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    You should look into urbex, try find some abandoned places near your area and research what you need to bring :emoji_thumbsup:
     
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