Serious Best Posts: Things to do/see/visit in Miami?

  1. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Mar 21, 2017
    Cocaine
    A Miami hookers a---
     
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  2. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Mar 21, 2017
    Have sex with miami broads
     
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  3. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Mar 21, 2017
    I guess it depends on what kind of debauchery u tryin to get into. U goin by urself, wit ur boys, gf?

    Im the type of n----- that likes animals lol the missus does too so her and i ended up going to this monkey place in miami which was highkey dope. U can feed the lil monkeys and have em climbing on u n s---.
    We didnt spend the night there tho so we didnt really experience the nightlife.
    Also if ur not from sumwhere near a water coast or dont get to hit the beach often try to rent a jet ski from the purto ricans and hit sum waves on that b----. Never not fun
     
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  4. Michael Myers
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    Mar 21, 2017
    I have looked at different websites of course but I think people who been or even live there can provide even better information.
     
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  5. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Mar 22, 2017
    you could visit emostar jmg and hank but I think hank and jmg live outside miami in depressing white trash areas
     
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  6. 1999
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    Mar 21, 2017
    You can take 'bathsalts'
     
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  7. lil uzi vert stan
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    Mar 21, 2017
    Miami is an ok city - kinda grimy/sketchy. I've been a few times. Last time stayed at Loews Miami Beach Hotel - I remember eating at a few restaurants in the Mexican district off Collins. Got drinks on Miami Beach -- specifically Carlyle Hotel where they shot the Birdcage. Few other spots around there. go to wet willies, whsikey joes. get a hurrciane. fat tuesday.

    Also went to a Marlins game.
     
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  8. Michael Myers
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    Mar 21, 2017
    Like I said I already checked out travel websites and all said 1. Cocaine 2. Sex with hookers

    Lookin for new things here
     
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