Eminem Best Posts: What could improve Eminem's current condition?

  1. RG9
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    RG9

    Mar 14, 2017
    Nothing, he should retire as years ago he fell off the 2nd floor of a record store
 with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette recorder 
In Ecuador with Edward Norton
 Witness the metamorphosis
 Of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman
From the Hessian war and
 Hence the origin of the Headless Horseman 
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
 Endless source and reservoir
 Of extension cords in dresser drawers
 And deadbolts on the bedroom doors 
And sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
 Excellent boyfriend

 Use intercourse to settle scores
With women who have vendettas towards men
 Dickhead is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin
 Reddish torn and they're only bein' fed a portion
Bed sores and sore shins
 Pregnant whores can get abortions
 Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption
 Skeletor, I went to h--- and fell a floor
 A predator, I'm headed for competitors
Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals 
I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
 Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a thesaurus
 Yes, of course, a mess of warrants
You want some? Come and get some, boys!
I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course
 On excessive force and pressure points
 And dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange 
Dress and four inch heels to address the court
With a bullseye on his back, his whole chest and torso 
Are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him
     
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  2. Jimmy smith
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    Mar 14, 2017
    I think eminem just needs to get laid, the guy is probably very awkward around women and probably hasnt had sex since kim. Once marshall gets some p---- we will get 2002 goat eminem back.
     
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  3. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Mar 14, 2017
    drugs
     
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  4. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Mar 14, 2017
    Actually releasing music.
     
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  5. Bojack
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    Mar 14, 2017
    > stop this flow that everyone seems to despise..

    > use a better flow on some great new era beats and stay away from alexdakid

    > find a theme/concept for the album that can actually appeal in today's music

    that should do it..
     
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  6. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Mar 14, 2017
    suicide
     
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  7. BrenoB
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    Location: Brasil

    Mar 14, 2017
    Yeah you should.
     
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  8. henzINNIT
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    Mar 14, 2017
    h---: The Sequel was one of the worst projects Em has been involved with. Royce too, he is better off solo; Eminem should retire.

    The Eminem Show will be 15 years old soon. It's his last great album.
     
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