Feb 11, 2017

i got called fat in high school everyday all through year 8. Now? I'm socially anxious, i find it troubling to leave the house for any reason, i suffer emotional trauma everyday. especially when I read "f--" i see the "fa" and it triggers me to remember being called fat for an entire year. I now have an eating disorder and literally need to smoke weed (or take medication) to eat and I've stayed at a steady 65 kilos for the past 3 years no matter how hard i try to gain weight.
pic of me during the fat coco period

Spoiler: fat coco

Just kidding c---- i feel fucken great i did get called a fat in grade 8 though

 

Feb 11, 2017

pretty much this. Aussies just f--- with eachother it's why we are all natural born shitposters.

@Worm can somehow do it, i will say. I'm not saying his posts are s---, or that he's a "shitposter" in the same vein as us aussies. But he can navigate the posts, language barriers and communicate with us on a different level. i can't explain it. but that "raising s---" post has forever been burned into my brain. Worm would be a fine translator for Australians.

But I swear everyone that isn't Australian you think banter is your ally. But

 

Feb 11, 2017

bro if you hit me with a rock im gonna kick the s--- out of you that is terrible advice

 

Feb 11, 2017

I was a bit of a prick to people until about year 11. But in Australia it's usual to give each other s--- it's just some take it to personally. I could dish it out but always take it. Some people are just soft.

 

Feb 11, 2017

I wasn't ever going out of my way to try and make fun of someone in school. Better things to do, people who did probably had Daddy issues or something, bunch of fake tough guys.

 

Feb 11, 2017

I kinda got darker skin because of my background and people thought I looked Mexican. Copped every mexican joke in the book. So jajajajajaja to all my spanish girls one time, I felt the struggle.

 

Feb 11, 2017

I was harassed daily by this fat dude named D'Angelo Bailey.

 

Feb 11, 2017

the top 5 s80 shitposters, all in the same thread, one after the other. Like corroboree. nobody could have summoned 5 finer posters to shitpost this all in a row. holy s--- boys we did it. the pentagon of s--- posting has been achieved.

 

Feb 11, 2017

So there was this b---- who had a like a disorder where she'd s--- herself or whatever and she shat herself in class various times, so we were like "Don't s--- urself f---ing s--- b----"
We pushed some fa---- kid in a giant turtle enclosure at some zoo and we always called him a terrorist and played allah akbar sounds in class even tho he was indonesian and we found "ben 10 kissing" in his history we always made fun of him he was annoying af at least
This new kid came and he was a nerd so at lunch we threw cricket balls at him till the kunt cried, a few days later my friend chased him and threw a spade and it somehow hit him like from ages away and gave him a concussion
We made slicing wrist gestures and bleach jokes to some suicidal b----
A new kid came to our school and in food class I unscrewed the detergent lid in food class and he went 2 put it on the dishes or whatever tf and it spilled everywhere and the teacher screamed at him
We used 2 ditch this kunt who wanted 2 hang with my group every lunch time for years when he wanted 2 be our friends lmao but he cool now
We called a kunt smellborn cause his name rhymed with that and it was so r-----ed but pissed him off coz he had BO and we prank called his sister and called her a kunt until she screamed at us at like 3AM and got in trouble funniest s--- ever
My friends smashed an asians window at school (i wasnt there this time I was sick) and he came out and starting yelling in asian and my friend squinted his eyes and went CHING CHONG CHANG KUNT and grabbed the ball, didnt even get in that much s--- for it
My friend pissed in this fa----s drink bottle
We pushed this kunt into some ADHD dude and he snapped and yelled like f--- U KUNT and started punching the guy hard as he could in the stomach and arm as we were sitting down for class
We called this fa---- bogan kid a ginger ninja and sauce until he f---ing went nuts like OI U WANNA FIGHT KUNT and we kept calling him it until he cried he was like years younger
We drew d----s on some kid and kicked tf out of him and wrapped him in toilet paper
There was this mentally disabled kid and we made him believe dumb s--- or just led him around and f----- with him until he got mad af and flipped out it was funny af coz he reacted so funny
We told a kid we'd pay him $100 if he called the teacher a f---ing kunt, and this kid dgaf so he stood up in a quiet class like MISS ROONEY YOU'RE A f---ing KUNT everyone f---ing freezes or starts laughing kid gets in so much s--- f---ing get sent out yelled out teacher shi--ing herself and we never gave him s---
We found porno mags in the school keepers office and we ate his biscuits so we went up 2 him like "Read your cheeky mags aye kunt" he denied it tho
We called every school shooter looking kid a school shooter, my friends called me a school shooter 2 tho
We had a game whoever makes the sub teacher cry first gets $5 from anyone who's in the game, so we'd walk up like. "You're not married are you miss and we'd just make noises and be loud af at her lmao not all cried but some did was funny af"
Also there was 3 of us and my friend flirted with a teacher, he put his arm around her and asked for her number and to go to the movies with him but she got triggered af and me and my friend were dying laughing so she told the year level head and we all had 2 do sexual harassment courses even tho me and my other friend only laughed and we had 2 answer questions about what's okay sexually it was f----- lmao

 

Feb 11, 2017

only thing i miss about being fat was the cushiony effect you had around your body. like if i hit my funny bone it was like "ooooh wow that feels weird" now i'm 24 and have as much body fat as Bruce Lee in his prime if i hit my funny bone i scream at my mum and call her a c----

 

Feb 11, 2017

lol almost as good as
"are you a homosapien?"
"no?"
"SO YOUR NOT HUMAN LOL"
"ok i am a homosapien then"
"LOL SO YOUR A h---?"

 

Feb 11, 2017

I'm f---ing dead

 

Feb 11, 2017

tfw the hot substitute teacher calls your name

 

Feb 11, 2017

my m8 put a dead bird in a maccas burger box, then inside a maccas bag and was asking various people if they wanted a free burger
i threw 2 month old rotten apples at this c---- mega mansion r----- cube house
i lit firecrackers on the same guys driveway, leaving like little holes and heaps of f----- up burn marks
i once threw a gluestick at some guys head

these are shitposts. 5 in a row consider thread colonized. Australian thread now.

 

Feb 12, 2017

I'd r--- your a------ in the school toilets

 

Feb 12, 2017

Was still in the Bronx when I was in elementary and despite the bad name we get, ultimately everyone there from similar backgrounds and neighborhoods end up being close-knit.

Moved to Westchester County when I started middle school which was also a very peaceful experience, I only got teased a bit for having a "Bwonks accent".

I'm a short dude so of course people tried to bully me in my first year of high school but after my first and only ever fight they never bothered me again. It was probably the only time I completely lost my cool and beat the living daylight out of this guy who thought he could mess around with me, not proud of my suspension but he got what he deserved.

 

Feb 12, 2017

He also got pantsed again like a week later by someone else

 

Feb 12, 2017

Only a suspension? Bloody h---.

It didn't go any further than that?

 

Feb 12, 2017

In grade 7 someone dared me to pants a kid and when i did it i got his boxers too and a couple people saw it and started spreading rumors about his micro d-ck