Eminem Best Posts: Relapse Review

  1. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Dec 12, 2016
    As far as underrated albums go Relapse is up there for me. This album has gotten so much hate by everyone including Em himself. But beneath the accents and Horrocore subject matter Relapse is IMO Eminem’s most technically sound album and is f---ing hilarious (I have a dark sense of Humor). its My Favourite Em album and ive listened to it hundreds of times So I might be a bit Bias, But i’m trying to be objective.

    Track by Track
    1. 3 AM 7.5/10- Really captures the Horrocore Theme, Good Intro
    2. My Mom 6 /10 – Annoying voice, Very average Beat, Good story
    3. Insane 8.5/10 – Hilarious AF, Decent beat, Great Flow
    4. Bagpipes from Baghdad 6.5/10 – Wack beat, Funny Lyrics, Decent flow
    5. Hello 10/10 – Clean production, Dope flow, Bumps when seshing
    6. Same song and Dance 9.5/10 – Weird but Great Story, Good beat, Great Flow
    7. We Made you 7.5/10 – Hilarious but that’s all it has going for it
    8. Medicine ball 9.5/10 – IMO funniest song OAT, Good Beat, Sick flow
    9. Stay Wide Awake 10/10 – Maybe the Best Rhyme Scheme I’ve ever Heard
    10. Old Times sake 8/10 – Great Verse & Beat from Dre, Good break from
      The Horrocore feel of the album, good b-----r
    11. Must be the Ganja 8/10 – Unique Beat, Good to get high to, good flow, nonsense Lyrics
    12. Deja Vu 9.5/10 – Meaningful song about Ems Drug addiction, Gives perspective on what its like to be an addict
    13. Beautiful 6.5/10 – Cheesy AF, but has good points, doesnt fit in with the albums sound
    14. Crack a Bottle 9.5/10 – Amazing Hook, Great features, Great Beat, Great b-----r while still fitting in the album sound
    15. Underground 9/10 – Holy f--- that intro, Great Beat Lyrics
    16. My Darling 4/10 – f--- this song
    17. Careful What you wish for 8/10 – Introspective song, Good Outro
    Conclusion
    This album is Horrocore at its Finest, He executes the theme of serial Killers r--- and murder perfectly throughout the album, which is probably what turns off most people along with the accents.

    Relapse also has Eminem best flows/ Rhyme schemes, notably Stay Wide Awake. Its also very introspective and touches on his drug addiction and Trouble in his personal life.
    The Production By Dre Is great but there is a few wack a--- beats on this Album. and the skits are great.

    Mathematical Score: 137.5/170
    Average: 8.1/10

    My Rating 8.5/10
     
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  2. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Dec 12, 2016
    Well my freinds and I all sesh and vibe to Hello all the time, just because you cant doesnt mean nobody can
     
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  3. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Dec 12, 2016
    wow ura fa----
     
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  4. Lonny Breaux
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    Lonny Breaux I think my nuts look better on her face

    Dec 12, 2016
    oh this is a serious thread [​IMG]
     
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    Dec 12, 2016
    cant argue with that one
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 12, 2016
    I hate you, I hate your stupid fucken parents for raising you so poorly I hate your grandparents for not teaching your parents better and if by some miracle you manage to reproduce I hope your kids are adopted so it ends the entire bloodline of stupidity that your grandparents started
     
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  7. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Dec 12, 2016
    thanks man. i put a lot of time and thought into this. i love relapse so i figured i'd review my favorite album of all time.
     
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  8. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 12, 2016
    wow ur first page on google when you search Eminem relapse review
     
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  9. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Dec 12, 2016
    We know what you f---ing like c---- you write paragraphs about it in every f---ing thread
     
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    pop

    Dec 12, 2016
    that's something I wouldn't even share with my bestfriend ^ how embarassing
     
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  11. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Dec 12, 2016
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  12. Brubbels
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    Dec 12, 2016
    Great review man I was mistaken for a second that I was on Pitchfork are you a professional critic
     
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  13. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 12, 2016
    no problem bro get rid of that mumble rapper avi tho :dead: f--- u thinking s----s emberrassing
     
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  14. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 12, 2016
    great review
     
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  15. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Dec 12, 2016
    lets make this even more fun
     
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    Winter Super Comfy

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  17. Soldier
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    UofLCard MCMXC

    Dec 13, 2016
    My mistake. I don't use Rap Genius very often.
     
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Dec 12, 2016
    Are you r-----ed ?
     
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  20. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 12, 2016
    lyrics for my mom 10/10 @YDB u fakket. atleast bump the rating to a 7.5 atleast
    https://forum.sectioneighty.com/posts/2027416/
     
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