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  1. SliK
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    SliK mad kunt

    Nov 28, 2016
    I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish but Kanye had one of the greatest Chinese food punchlines OF ALL TIME!
     
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  2. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 28, 2016
    Fuark. :sweatt:

    Shout out to Kanye and Eatin Asian p----, all I need was sweet and sour sauce.
     
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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 28, 2016
    "Got a sweet Asian chick she go lo mein" -The Weeknd, "Reminder" [2016]
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    "Shout out to Asian girls let the lights dim sum" -Drake, "Over My Dead Body" [2011]
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    @DrakeSXN @WeekndSXN
     
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Nov 28, 2016
    Please un-banner
     
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  5. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Nov 28, 2016
    That drake line is classic top 5 most powerful of all time will echo throughout time
     
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  6. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 28, 2016
    This lo mein line is proof the weeknd wrote all of take care
     
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  7. maribaebi
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    maribaebi XO NAV

    Nov 28, 2016
    op is asking which weeknd line do you prefer

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  8. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Nov 28, 2016
    Cant wait until we do the David Carradine line comparisons with Em :sweatt:
     
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  9. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 28, 2016
    Kanye's line isn't similar in the way these two are so I left it out plus obvs that's the best one
     
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  10. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Nov 28, 2016
    That's Japanese you racist
     
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  11. Boo Sr
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    Boo Sr my son drink breast milk outta lean cups

    Nov 28, 2016
    Going with my boy Abel cause the way he delivered "low mein" was a1
     
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  12. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 28, 2016
    definitely not
     
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  13. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 28, 2016
    Most influential piece of art since the bound 2 video
     
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  14. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 28, 2016
    s--- it joondi this is the best banner we've ever had besides TrumpYe
     
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  15. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 29, 2016
    we can change it when I come up with my next masterpiece, @Mike Tyson said I'm snx80's new art director
     
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  16. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 28, 2016
    "KOREAN SPICY GAHLIC" -Chief Keef
     
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  17. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 28, 2016
    facts homie.
     
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  18. The Wackest of Wizards
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    The Wackest of Wizards I'm your god

    Nov 28, 2016
    f--- YOU JOEL LIKE MY s---
     
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  19. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 28, 2016
    Welcome cuz :emoji_thumbsup:
     
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  20. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Nov 28, 2016
    I went with Drake on this one.
     
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