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  1. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Nov 2, 2016
    if i was you, i woulda probably took my life at childhood due to drinking some sort of house cleaning chemical out of stupidity
     
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    Sav Stanfield

    Nov 2, 2016
    at the age of 70, in my study with a roaring fire on the hearth, with a cigar and vintage single malt scotch whiskey and a single bullet to the dome, splattering my brains all over my neatly laminated classic map of the world which will be situated directly behind my desk
     
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  3. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Nov 2, 2016
    autoerotic asphyxiation at 27
     
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  4. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Nov 2, 2016
    saw a clickbait story on a guy who was gnna k--- himself so he spent a month blowing the rest of his money on strippers and coke in mexico

    then he decided to keep living instead lol
     
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  5. Nazir
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    Nazir Xanman

    Nov 13, 2016
    kys
     
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  6. Nazir
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    Nazir Xanman

    Nov 13, 2016
    Drugs should be the only way you k--- yourself. Honestly if your gonna k--- yourself using another method, kys
     
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  7. CallMeSas
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    CallMeSas

    Nov 2, 2016
    title and poll choice not matching up
     
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    Nov 13, 2016
    You literally made a song about killing yourself with Khroam and then you killed it by deleting it. k--- yourself.
     
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    Nov 13, 2016
    I wanna die in a fist fight to someone stronger than me when I'm about 60
     
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  10. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 2, 2016
    And family ofc
     
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  11. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Nov 2, 2016
    The only way I can justify killing myself is if I become too old to do anything and can barely walk, have to have someone take care of me, etc.
     
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Nov 2, 2016
    thats why you go out in a blaze of glory before the cops catch u, perfect way to end it like some irl gta s---
     
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  13. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Nov 2, 2016
    what do u mean

    were all killing ourselves rn

    slowly
     
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  14. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Nov 13, 2016
    whats wrong with some of you?

    closed
     
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    Nazir Xanman

    Nov 13, 2016
     
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  16. shadysince1999
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    shadysince1999 Look what i found...

    Nov 13, 2016
    :khaled:i will think about it
     
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  17. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Nov 3, 2016
    ya'll are f----- up.
     
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  18. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Nov 3, 2016
    Probably mid 30-40s to avoid having a mid life crisis and ruining my family
    Wait... suicide during your mid 30-40s.. wouldn't that be a mid life crisis?

    Suicideception:thinkinghmmm:
     
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  19. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Nov 2, 2016
    I wouldn't k--- myself sorry. I'm selfish like that.
     
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  20. CallMeSas
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    CallMeSas

    Nov 2, 2016
    when u hopping in plug dj
     
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