Jul 25, 2016

had a guy grab my d-ck during shrek 2

 

Jul 25, 2016

I easily take the crown here...

My friend and I were going to go see Hangover 2. We got to the theatre but it wasn't playing so we decided to check out that Super 8 movie instead. So we get our seats and I like sitting in the back of the theatre. So we sit down and my friend gets up to go to the washroom. I'm sitting down so I turn as they walk by...then I start smelling this nasty a--- smell. Like someone farted super bad...I start wondering what the f--- is going on? People are coming in the theatre but I'm like did someone seriously crop dust a f---ing storm or something? So I do the unthinkable...I put my hand down and reach under me....the seat is a bit damp....I smell my hand and go NO f---ing WAY, I stand up and lean over and smell the chair, it reeks of s---. I stand up and wait for my friend to get back. They get back I say dude I think I sat in s---.....he doesn't believe me and leans and smells the chair and face goes absolutely disgusted. We leave the theatre and in the hall I run into a worker and I say, hey man I think I sat in s--- in the theatre and the worker goes "Oh ya we just had a group of disabled people leave that theatre a few minutes ago" Like wtf! they didn't even check the f---ing seats!? So we left, luckily I had a pair of shorts in my car from doing maintenance work that I changed into. f----- up but a h--- of a story.

 

Jul 25, 2016

forrest gump a--- n----s ruining your movie experience

 

Jul 27, 2016

I accidentally grabbed some dude's d-ck during Shrek 2

 

Jul 25, 2016

Was watching deadpool and some n----s had the audacity to run up in the theatre and pull with them d----s so all the other n----s in the threater puled up with them d----s too s--- f--- u mean

- DP

 

Jul 25, 2016

I was wearing brown pants to. How f---ing coincidental.

 

Jul 25, 2016

WHAT THE f---!!!!!!! DUDE NOOOOOOOO ARGHHHHHHHHHH

 

Jul 25, 2016

Okay so I'm in the movies 2 watch Star Wars TFA and I'm hyped af and we are all waiting we got our f---in ice creams and s--- just a bunch of dudes about 2 watch some f---in alien s---. So the music blasts and the f---in logo comes on and everyone is freaking out and s--- right? But then it stops, the music stops and the f---in movie freezes no joke. The PA system at the movies says "Sorry ladies and gentleman we have 2 wait for more people with tickets 2 get here. So we have 2 wait 15 minutes because some fa----s came late but the movies didn't wanna look bad in the eyes of those f--- boy customers so they made us wait ages.

Would've been a lost battle if not for some 20 year old dude yelling "It's f---ing amateur hour! f---ing kunts!" as loud as he could as the movie started up again.

 

Jul 25, 2016

Being high as f--- and running into my 2nd cousin that I grew up with but hadnt seen in years in line for popcorn at the midnight show for the dark knight rises. The line was like 20 minutes and it was awkward as f--- at the time because I was so high, but thinking back on it it wasn't actually too bad

 

Jul 25, 2016

holy f--- five years. Oh & you wouldnt believe the hooliganism that goes on these days.

My thoughts exactly. I was in complete disbelief, on the verge of crying. Wheres the respect?

Oh i made sure of it

 

Jul 25, 2016

What the actual f---? Kunts man