Mar 8, 2016

Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend

 

Mar 8, 2016

and lets pretend your ex never f----- other men

 

Mar 8, 2016

Alright let's pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen

Let's pretend things would have been no different
Pretend he procrastinated, had no motivation
Pretend he just made excuses that were so paper thin they could blow away with the wind



Marshall, you're never gonna make it makes no sense to play the game there ain't no way that you'll win
Pretend he just stayed outside all day and played with his friends
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend



And it wasn't time to move and schools weren't changing again
He wasn't socially awkward and just strange as a kid
He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as s---
And he never dreamed he could rip stadiums and just lazy as s---



f--- a talent show in a gymnasium, b----, you won't amount to s--- quit daydreaming kid
You need to get your cranium checked you thinking like an alien and just ain't realistic
Now pretend they ain't just make him angry with this s---
And there was no one he could even aim when he's pissed it



And his alarm went off to wake him but he didn't make it to the Rap Olympics
Slept through his plane and he missed it



He's gon' have a hard time explaining to Hailie and Lainie these food stamps and this WIC s---
Cause he never risked s--- he hoped and he wished it but it didn't fall in his lap so he ain't even here

 

Mar 8, 2016

pretent