Feb 3, 2016

I'll beat the f--- out of all three you fart sniffing fa----s.

A real man needs his lady to be a lady

 

Feb 7, 2016

I told this story in another awkward thread but it's a pretty great awkward story. I was 19 or 20 and home from college break. I waited tables at a chain restaurant in Jersey and would pick up shifts during my break. When I got back from winter break, which is about a month, I noticed a cute little spanish girl was working there. So I started flirting with her and would pick up shifts and get the person who made shifts to get her to close with me. She didn't have a license so I offered to drive her home all the time. So this went on for a few weeks and finally it was my last shift before going back to school. I could tell she was feeling me but I was a little p----. So I decided since it would be the last time I drove her home I'd make my move. I pull up in front of her house and we say bye and we'll stay in touch blah blah....so this is my chance to go for a kiss. As I'm going in for the kiss I b---- out and try to turn it into a hug. The awkward motion change of my body makes the seat belt catch. From this unforeseen tension my arm jerks and my hand lands straight on her breast. I'm not sure how long it stayed there but it felt like I looked at where my hand was and her face at least 5 times in slow motion to make sure it was real life. We actually wound up going out for awhile.

Moral of the story: always go for the tittys

 

Feb 3, 2016

Your b---- fat as f--- probably has the walking farts. b---- probably s----s with the bathroom door open.

 

Feb 3, 2016

I just told you. She farted and I was really grossed out after that.

 

Feb 3, 2016

I would contribute to this thread, but I don't wanna ruin my virgin mystique

 

Feb 3, 2016

Nah your b----'s sphincter broken.

 

Feb 3, 2016

Must be why these other two fart sniffers haven't shared any stories yet.

Can you believe they would let their girl get away with d--- near shi--ing her pants in her sleep because she can't get her diet under control during the day? They're either virgins or sucker for love a--- pussyboi's

 

Feb 3, 2016

I dumped this chick because she farted in her sleep. It was awkward because she was pretty much perfect other than that and I didn't want to tell her that's why I dumped her. I just told her I was moving not realizing I would see her around like once a week after that.

 

Feb 3, 2016

was laughing at Music posting in a politics thread yesterday where everyone knew what they were talking about, having a good discussion, and he just randomly pops in and says "yeah idk why they doing that lol"

dude just spams everything

 

Feb 3, 2016

 

Feb 3, 2016

you guys pretty much have to settle for what you get, but why would I be with some stinky b---- when I can get tens all day?

 

Aug 25, 2016

While I was dating one of my exes a few years ago I was showing her pics of my baby brothers and accidentally scrolled too far and ended up showing her nudes from a side chick.

 

Aug 25, 2016

Oh that b---- wild lmaooo, aye @BuffaloBoy V The World as long as shorty ain't shi--ing on your chest, or putting anything in you don't be afraid to try new things . Lmfao jkjk bro

 

Aug 25, 2016

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM

 

Feb 7, 2016

I had my Chromebook in my lap, and my gf was here..and she had her dim witted friends here...and I had my headphones in...then all of a sudden I let out a huge fart; forgetting they were sitting across from me.

 

Feb 6, 2016

@Hank ... missed you man .. you funny f--- ya

Whilst deep throating, he pissed a little ... drunk but wtf ... isn't it difficult to piss while hard?

 

Feb 3, 2016

Music is carrying on grs's legacy

 

Feb 3, 2016

I won't even eat a--- after that traumatic experience. Didn't even know girls farted before that happened. Surprised the f--- out of me

 

Feb 3, 2016

God d--- you're hilarious low standard a--- MFer