Sep 9, 2016 Lol I saw this on cancerous FB actually, but I will admit when I first came here I like stole 2 RG threads that did well
Sep 9, 2016 wasn't there a random user like two weeks ago copy pasting random RG threads? like i think it was som1 who didnt even use RG, they just wanted points so started stealing RG threads lmaaaao
Sep 9, 2016 http://genius.com/discussions/147822-100-percent-new-proof-that-2pac-is-alive confirmed that polo guy is from rg btw
Sep 9, 2016 I never even seen that thread lol, what was his name? I think I heard about that lmao RG of all places
Sep 9, 2016 i just meant that hueys post in the op is exactly the smae as the polo's guy's post in this thread
Sep 9, 2016 we got some RG refugees around last year. 1 was jeremyPIMP the asian 12 year old gangsta and some african whose name i forgot, but he was from the dinka dinka tribe and used to post videos of his "gun" that was a stick
Sep 9, 2016 I legit say it IRL. i'm kind of an aussie shitposter IRL after a few beers, i often tell people i'm a vocie actor and see if i can get them going. one of my go to ones atm is "allo ma name ez kikolo am leader of dinka dinka tribe in africa" and people actually believe i'm a voice actor.
Sep 9, 2016 he's the guy that made 80 alts to downvote aguilas goodbye thread and wrote a 2000 word essay about brian scalabrine for an account he never even posted on Spoiler: essay 20 TIMES NBA CHAMP! 22-0 IN FINALS MOST THREE POINTERS IN ONE GAME WITH 20 IN 1ST QT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR BACK TO BACK FOR 3 YEARS 3 MVP AWARDS SAME YEAR HOF INDUCTE TWICE SAME YEAR All this happend in just one year in Brians rookie year, reason is due to injury in Brians left eyebrow. Caught a yeast infection after getting rubbed on by a Celtic teammate. Under this one year span Brian played for every team. Brian was so good that every 5 game his team already won the whole thing because people have already seen enough to know Brian would hit his commonly used go to move 360 backwards up side down free thrown fade away dunk. So Brian decided to change team to give every team a chance to win. Except for Bobcats and Philly beacuse they just s----d so much. Brian’s Career Avg was the following: 99,9999999999 PPG 100,1% FT 0,000000 Turnovers (only one Brian did was on purpose to give other team atleast one possesion in their blowout against Philly in a 0-100 win but the score keepers couldnt belive it so they thought it was just a pass to the opposite team) 69 RB Per game 666 Blocks per game 100% 3Pt shooting (Legend has it that Brian is Steph Curry and Larry Bird’s biological father but he didnt claim them because that would get gold diggers crazy on his kids) In Brians career, Brian never missed a free throw. Even when Brian didnt s---t accurate enough to go trough the net, the refs thought it was the basket that was built wrong and so they brought shaq to bring it down with his fat a--- so they could make a special made one wich was 4 feet wider. Brian never either missed a Three Point attempt. In fact, NBA got used to Brian shooting the Three pointer so much that whenever he shot a shot inside the line it was counted as 3 Points because Brian decided where the Three Point line should be and noone questiond Brian because he was the greatest ever. I mean after all, he was Michael Jordans Albino dad but thats Another story you can find on p***hub. When Brian joined the leuge (wich was when he got out the womb) they had to move the Three Point like 20 feet back to where the half Court would be. Reason for this was because originally the Three pointer was elementary school range and made for soft middle age man who s---t underhanded. So when Brian came with his funky and soulfull way of playing that he got taught by playing with his fellow n----s in Brooklyn, he dunked every shot because every White guy back then were tall as midgets like, lets be honest, that’s the only reason Wilt scored one Point, But Brian was so good, they had to bring black boys from africa and dinka tribes( who eat poop because its a ritual for some reason ) and they were considerd short for 7 feet. So these fellow africans pg’s was undersized if they was below 7 foot 1. This is why Brian was the best because only Brian, can be one person and make the whole continent of Africa run out of people simply because he had no competition in basketball. Early Years In 19something (Brian didnt belive in people aging mainly because Brian is a ginger with no soul, so Brian didnt belive in setting a limit on Brian, so Brian didnt care how old Brian is, to this day, when Brian is asked for Brians age, when Brian tell them what Brian Thinks, they Think Brian got Amnesia and Alzheimers) there was once a black p---- on the Westside in compton. The black man was riding his sisters bike because he couldnt afford a car yet and was too Young. Anyways, he was cruising down the streets, when he saw some mexican people talking spanish to him and showing of thier man boobs. The p---- got scared and called Donald Trump and they got sent back to mexico. Later on when he was nearly dead from alcohol in a hood BBQ, he saw a ugly b----, with fake hair and a really fat a---. But since he was drunk, he thought it was the second coming of Beyonce, so he accepted a Little messy talk ( ). So the p---- was going with the girl to the nearest pothole to have a Little talk. Down there they started….. well you know what happend, the ugly girl convinced the n----- to get her pregnant. Anyways so after this he Went up the sewer because he thought he didnt make her pregnant because he Always wear extra condoms on him for safety all time and reuses them. But then the girl said “Now I will cash in with these Welfare cheks”. He walked up to her, grabbed her by her fake hair and said “b---- yo stank a--- did dis shizzle?? fo rizzle?? my nizzle u finna get punked bishhhh. U GON GIVE ME MY c-m BACK b----!”. Not realizing no woman in the hood got real hair, the woman ran away with her bald head leaving the p---- in too much disgust to chase after. Fast forward, the woman Wakes up with a hurting vagina. She looks in the mirror in the wide gap in her vagina and she didnt Think much. Later when she was in labor ready for birth, the baby came out as a majestic Ginger redhead. The p---- must’ve chased her and since her vagina was so wide he could easily replace with other sperm cells. The woman got pissed off, and threw the ginger out the window to the basketball Court where a bunch of black kids played, ands thus a legend was born in the mean streets of Brooklyn. Growing up As Brian was growing up around NBA stars such as, erhm, umm, well, Brian himself? I guess. Because let’s be honest, noone was even Close to be utterd into the same syllable, into the same oxygane in take with any form of Word or sound utterd directly being sent out with serious intention out of a persons mouth, as the great Brian. Even at an Young age! When Brian grew up early, everyone thought he was black, but just albino, because there wasnt anyone with pale skin in Brooklyn in the 80’s except for police officers. So Brian Always grew up thinking Brian was an albino. Getting off track…. But back to Brians childhood!!! While Brian didnt have a family or any role model to look up, Brian had his clique, his squad, or as Brian’s fellow african american Company would constantly refer the great Brian as, his n----s. When Brian grew up Brian Always kept balls with Brian, what kind of balls should be kept between Brian and every woman in the 80’s mouth but that’s a whole different story to tell. Brian was Always playing with his balls ….. Basketballs ofcourse!!! As Brian kept growing as Brian gentalia grew, Brian started getting better and better. By the time Brian was 5 Brian blocked Kareem’s infamous sky hook shot with Brian’s left small toe. As well as blocking Michael Jordan’s fade away with Brians elbow and dunking on Wilt Chamberlain by doing a standing dunk off one toe. But Life wasnt all coco butters and disgusting hood milk that you buy from the local crack head. As Brian got older his fellow n----s started getting suspicious about wether Brian was in fact, a n-----, or some would call; “fukin White bwoyyy u a honkey bish n----- tf u doin cracka in hood mayne get yo s--- outta here White fool”. So as Brian grew up Brian got targeted for in fact, not being a n-----. This made Brian sad and when Brian got to the age of 10 Brian ran all the way from Brooklyn to California. As Brian ran away with Brians beutiful man t-ts that were already developed better than Miley cyrus, sweat was dripping down Brians butt cheeks and Brian decided to turn around. What Brian saw was a flock of wild hoodrats that all wanted to have sexual intercouse with Brian and have Brians kids in them. All off the sudden at that moment, Brian turned black and jamaican and started running 666 miles per hour to California. As Brian arrived, Brian turned back to a ginger as Brian was located in an area called compton. Brian Went to the nearest Place where Brian could smell BBQ chicken and called the fellow african americans sitting down by the following Words; “HEY WHATS UP MY n----s I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS, YALL TRYNA BE MY n----s??” The african americans thought it was a slave owner and instantly Went up and pointed a gun to Brians face. Brian dared them s---t. As the fellow african american was gonna s---t Brian turned around, bent over and showed Brians beutiful big a--- cheeks. Even though the african americans got weirded out at first, they shot as quickly a--- possible, but it was all a trick. Brians big a--- cheeks swallowed the bullet and instantly turned around and told the man; “d--- you got good aim ” The african americans turned around and pulled out an automatic machine gun and Brian realized Brians a--- cheeks wasnt big enough. Brian ran away to venice beach where Brian improved Brians ball handling ( ) skills by dribbling on the sand under a bridge where some cracked out homeless people sold drugs to eachother. This Place would also be the home Brian got new friends and where Brian would spend years of Brians Life. Teenager Years STATS 0 ANNOTATIONS 0 SUGGESTIONS 0 TRANSCRIPTIONS 0 QUESTIONS 0 ANSWERS 0 PYONGS SWITCH TO THE OLD USER PAGELEARN MORE BRIANSCALABRINE'S CONTRIBUTIONS ALL CONTRIBUTIONS http://genius.com/BrianScalabrine
Sep 9, 2016 I remember when he made all those alts lmao did Aguila ever come back? @Coco that's dope tbr
