Justin Bieber is officially full black

Started by Mike Tyson, Oct 1, 2015, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 1, 2015
    Definitely, one of the best guys when I did it was my friend whose a short chubby white guy. Also since you're not white you can get away with more racial humor
     
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  2. Narsh
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    Oct 1, 2015
    if i ever do a set im opening up with f--- white people

    even if it has noting to do with my first joke.

    quote me
     
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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Oct 1, 2015
    This is very true as well. There was like a five second pause where I forgot what I was talking about and it felt like minutes. Luckily I never had that s--- of an audience but I've been to ones where the audience wasn't having certain people's jokes and it was awkward just as an audience member.

    Have you done stand up?
     
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  4. Narsh
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    Oct 1, 2015
    im guessing you didnt see my newest battle :laff:


    i rapped at like a level 5 times higher than my opponent, and got crickets for 3 rounds cuz the it was 15 ex junkies watching me. my opponent said Darsh and brought the house down

    felt like an eternity in the moment, but i also managed to zone everyone out and just turn my own performance to a 100 and get through it all without letting it get ot me..

    but obviously stand up isnt the same lol. all eyes are you the whole time
     
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  5. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Oct 1, 2015



    This guy made a career off white people jokes
     
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  6. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Oct 1, 2015
    Yessir...did it for about 5 years in NYC
     
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  7. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Oct 1, 2015
    This thread confirms Narsh > Bieber
     
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  8. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Oct 1, 2015
    I drink crown

    Inb4 cultural appropriation
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Oct 1, 2015
    if u can dome it, you're one of us.
     
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  10. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Oct 1, 2015
    On my birthday i jacked my parents crown from the liquor cabinet, drank like half the bottle, and filled it back up with water to where it was at. Idk if my parents are just dumb or don't know how crown usually tastes but they haven't said a word and that was back in may
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Oct 1, 2015
    I literally laughed out loud. Thanks worm.
     
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  12. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Oct 1, 2015
    I visually gag when i see u narsh :emoji_wink:
     
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  13. Narsh
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    Oct 1, 2015
    that intro tho :laff:
     
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  14. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Oct 1, 2015
    U laffin at my culture bro?
     
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  15. Narsh
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    Oct 1, 2015
    ok im bookmarking this for later this dude just called 2 random white people racists for no reason im in love :allears:
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Oct 2, 2015
    Yes.

    Any of the women from The Office would be a yes + Ryan for obvs reasons.
     
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

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    :laff:
     
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  19. zbd
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    zbd Photo Shoot Fresh

    Oct 3, 2015
    It's probably some white Jewish guy in a suit who's been told to post like a 12 year old
     
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  20. Creation
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    Creation By Any Means

    Oct 3, 2015

    gotta watch this later:drakelaugh2:
     
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