Oct 1, 2015no he just has allergies
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he hit the henny straight, that's the graduation test.
RIP to his voice tomorrow morning 
love u biebs
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The general rule of thumb is "once you go black, you never go back". No more camping or country music for you, bud.Ordinary Joel, pittsports87, Red Rum and 7 others like this. -
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"no auntie i want to write for tv and films"
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ooo neurosciecne major?? ull b very good brain surgeon, very good!Ordinary Joel, CODEiNE DEMON, Jordan and 6 others like this.Apr 15, 2026(This ad goes away when signing up) -
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this thread just turned in to a russell peters set.Ordinary Joel, CODEiNE DEMON, Jordan and 4 others like this. -
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Jaeger is the white person equivalent.Ordinary Joel, Criza Malone Hamilton, Deadpool and 4 others like this. -
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Yessir...did it for about 5 years in NYCOrdinary Joel, Charlie Work, DKC and 3 others like this. -
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Honestly doesn't matter how good you are. Even if you k--- it one night, you can bomb the second with the same set and energy. It's all about confidence to a certain extent but the crowd is the biggest factor. Doing a 20 minute set where none of your jokes land feels like 3 hours and makes you want to reevaluate your lifeOrdinary Joel, Jordan, CODEiNE DEMON and 3 others like this. -
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Put Death Grips on my deep d-ck playlist by mistake. Went from a light 7 to a hard 10.Ordinary Joel, CODEiNE DEMON, Jordan and 3 others like this. -
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I f--- to Hanz Zimmer movie scores exclusively. Might jerk off to Thug tho.Ordinary Joel, CODEiNE DEMON, MTY and 3 others like this. -
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Narshus making family vry proudOrdinary Joel, CODEiNE DEMON, Jordan and 3 others like this. -
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Put J Cole on my deep d-ck playlist by mistake. Came early and wrote a song about it.Ordinary Joel, Jordan, DKC and 2 others like this. -
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I once put Hopsin on my deep d-ck playlist by mistake. We decided to wait until marriage.Ordinary Joel, Jordan, DKC and 2 others like this. -
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can i steal this for my imaginary stand up set?
"this white guy once asked me if i was sikh because of my beard/skin color. i guess he wanted to seem cultured and thoughtful or something.
so he looked me dead in the eyes with compassion and said "are you sikh"
and i said "no its just allergies"
*brings the house down*
whewww i need worm to ghost write this s--- we're gonna be famousOrdinary Joel, mow, Mike Tyson and 2 others like this.Apr 15, 2026(This ad goes away when signing up) -
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unlock the swag, the swag UNLOCK
UNLCK THE SWAG
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Also what the f--- is wrong with whoever runs complex's social media accounts
"lmaaoooooo"
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This guy made a career off white people jokesCreation, Mimi, Narsh and 1 other person like this.