Best Posts: Girlfriend

  1. Reed Richards
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    Sep 21, 2015
    So u guys remember when i was at the football game and i hit the football player.Well that night i met a girl (who hyped me up to do it in the first place) and now she is my girlfriend, my friend who was there spent the last two weeks trying to get with her but last Thursday she texted me saying she has been trying to get with me and didnt know why i hadnt asked her out yet. Long story short we are dating now and well i had my first kiss yesterday and we made out in a dugout and hung out today i gotta say today was a good day.
     
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  2. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Sep 21, 2015
    n----- you just turned 18, shut the f--- up. Stop trying to act grown. Now go back to your room and keep listening to Future.
     
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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 21, 2015
    Mutha f--ka this kid is like 13 :wtf2wtf:
     
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  4. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Sep 21, 2015
    Finger her
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  5. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Sep 22, 2015
    f---.

    I just got ethered.

    :mjcry:
     
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  6. Mike02
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    Sep 21, 2015
    If you f--- her or anything make sure you blog about it on this thread. :emoji_wink:
     
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  7. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Sep 22, 2015
    I don't know what he's talking about. Disregard his statement.
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  8. Sav Stanfield
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    Sep 22, 2015
    send her a d-ck pic immediatley
     
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  9. Mike02
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    Sep 22, 2015
    I busted my first nut at 13. But it was from masterbating to Cinemax p--- in a La-Z-Boy recliner. :emoji_100:
     
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  10. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Sep 22, 2015
    Only Arch Dogg would encourage underaged sex.

    #JustArchDoggThings

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    Happy for ya @The kid. :brent:
     
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  11. Jordan
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    Jordan ⛴⛵️✈️

    Sep 21, 2015
    Congrats bruh, enjoy it. Life your life, life it right :daps:
     
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