Sep 15, 2015 Canada is a s--- hole. Some a------ broke into my igloo, violated my pet moose and stole my maple syrup. When I find him, I'm going to politely ask for the syrup back, and tell him to please stop messing aboot.
Sep 15, 2015 Check out or stocking? The check out people have got some skills in scanning I must say. Hands like lightning
Sep 15, 2015 South Africa's pretty cool but its falling off fast. I need to get out of here in the next couple of years.
Sep 15, 2015 Jealous. Albert heijn the place of free coffee, free baked good samples and fresh orange juice. Plus with Albert Heijn brand oats being 40cents - ish. All other stores around the world need to get on that. They also have a fantastic website with all their stock and nutritional information. So ahead of the times.
Sep 15, 2015 People who live in another country? What country should we be living in exactly? Let me guess, you're american. The world doesn't revolve around you, bro.
Sep 15, 2015 I know man. The other day i was riding my polar bear to work and this idiot speeding on his moose almost ran me over. At least he said he was sorry. I told him i was sorry for being mad.
Sep 15, 2015 We have chocolate, waffles, tomorrowland, beer, we're good at soccer (we are that little country that outplayed you guys at the world cup) and kanye west buys his wood here so it must be pretty cool. http://m.etonline.com/news/163788_k...ting_kick_that_taking_him_all_over_the_world/
Sep 15, 2015 What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids. Which city are you from?
Sep 15, 2015 Jokes about Belgians can be very funny, but they are only when they come from Belgians. I'm from Brussels.
Sep 15, 2015 You guys got some nice moose, here in Finland we ride reindeer and if we give them magic hay they start to fly, then here is the one legendary fat pedophile who has a big white beard and is dressed in red, apparently he says he is delivering Christmas gifts to children smh. Then we have a hot sauna and we go there naked, and not in a f---ing hoodie (summoning you @Final god d--- come back) Even though Finns are bad with alcohol and some get really violent when drunk, we drink like there is no tomorrow. When the tomorrow actually comes and Finns are supposed to work, (if some lucky people actually has a job LMAO) we drink a lot of coffee, apparently Finland is the biggest coffee consuming country in the world, but then again it's not really a surprise because everyone is so f---ing tired and depressed, it is estimated that 7% of all Finnish adults suffer from depressive, anxiety and alcohol-related disorders, and the suicide mortality is above the EU average and among the five highest in the EU, but on top of that the winter is so dark and so f---ing cold that if you go out there and there is some hair peeking from your hat, that hair is going to freeze. Sure the summer is pretty warm and s---, but when the Midsummer hits and sun never goes down we dumb a--- Finns tend to go swimming drunk as f--- in the middle of the sunny night and f---ing drown to death. Finns are also introverts who don't say anything to people they don't know, they don't even help if someone is laying on the streets unconscious. Education of Finland is top notch, or at least it was, but who the f--- needs education when there is not enough jobs for everyone, and even if you got one you would probably get more money by not working anyway so why bother. OK, maybe SOME Finns are not like that (like me ) and the land is very beautiful. Forests, lakes, rivers, mountains (pretty small ones), pretty women, and many more things i probably can't remember right now. Even though i made Finland look like a place you'd never visit and you will probably never look at a Finn again, i'd never move away (unless i need a job), because it's my home. Come see for yourself
Sep 16, 2015 @Mowkki, is it mandatory to be in the army once you hit a certain age? Or am I confusing that with somewhere else? I've worked with a few finish people, one guy who was the cutest looking thing. I swear to god he looked like an elf. Blonde hair, blue eyes, his features looked elfish and he would wear a beanie that wouldn't cover his ears. Ah it was so cute. But he was very introverted. And an a------. One of the guys I lived with had a thing for Finnish chicks. Dated 3 since I've known him, they were all gorgeous. Especially his first girlfriend, she was so sweet and looked like a doll with her blue eyes and cute little features.
Sep 16, 2015 Yeah, usually some kind of military service is a mandatory for men, but women can decide. I'm really not that good at explaining this in English, but this Wikipedia article has pretty much everything about it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_Finland I'm an introvert too, other than that i don't fit your description at all Yeah, a lot of internet friends i've talked with who live outside Finland and Nordic countries have said that there's a lot of beautiful women here.
