Sep 9, 2015

This is always something I've enjoyed doing and found that some people get a kick out of it.

So we all know that Eminem's flows from like 2013 (MMLP2 forward) have been growing increasingly random and erratic, awkward, crazy, robotic, contrived, etc. etc. I'm sure you have your own perception of it, but you get the delivery I'm trying to describe. The object in this thread is to take a verse from one of his songs where he exhibits these kinds of flows and write it out in text how he says it. (Or heck, just take a random phrase or make up your own 'Eminem says' for the lols)

Feel free to exaggerate it all you want. Have fun.

For an easy example, this is how I would type out the opening to Eminem's Detroit vs. Everybody verse;

"lately it seem asif
its meagainsttheworld, likeitwas
before my lifebecamea movie
and they usedtousemymothafuckin'trailer to tease me wit (tease me wit)
but i flippedthatscriptlike a refilla
painkillers to pop the lid off that safetysilla
mademe feel amazinnavysealabravery
and if i may reiterate, i aint even need a script
aintbeinconceitedbut, i made it toradioeatadick
I still never A B C the s---
mainstreamappealwiththeskilliswhatmademeilla
sincebforetheycalled jay dee dilla"

 

Sep 10, 2015

AND I DONT LIKE HOW I SEE MYSELF, soiopenthebibletoisiah
causeiswear
tochristthere
nightshwenistayupandmight
sayaprayertwice just to make sure GOD HEARS
causethisicelayeriskateonsanicewaya puttin it
butilikestayinfeisterthantriceratopsandlikeadiceplayer
I GOTTA NICE PARADISE HERE
sealedoffinmy
lair

 

Sep 9, 2015

What is it with people claiming I'm stealing threads. I just came to this site a small bit ago...I've posted these threads that people on here mention take influence from or 'replicate' elsewhere on the internet long, long before I even posted them on here.

I'm not a biter in the slightest lmao.

Starting to think it's just a 'thing' on this site for people to point stuff like this out for some reason.

I just try to post original, interesting threads.

 

Sep 10, 2015

BECAUSE alls I EVER did WAS TO JUST say the s--- I would've WANTED TO HeAr othHER peOPLE say TO me WHEn i WAS a KID

 

Sep 10, 2015

Modern version

theseideasanightmares to white parents
whosefear is a childwit DYED HAIR AND
who likes EARRINGS
likewhateversay hasNO BEARIN
itssoscaryinnahousethatallows-
No swearin

 

Sep 10, 2015

WHICH NOW REMINDS ME
puttathousandLIGHTAHS
intheairforthaOUT SIDAS
WEHW
I MUSTA HAD ALZTIMERS
beenawhilesinceishoutedthemout
BOUT TIMECUZ
its been on my mind lately how
ZEE
you always supported
ME
YEW VOUCHED
ILL NEVVA FORGET THAT AND HOWYOUGUYSACC
Cepted me for me and Pace?
I LOVE YOU TOO

 

Sep 9, 2015

my eyes

 

Sep 10, 2015

Pictureme quitinnow drawacirclenputalinethroughitslut itssurvivalof WHAT?

 

Sep 9, 2015

Oddfuturesnewshit allicoulddois followthemusic and end up with paulaabdualatlollapaloozafillinwaterballoonsfullofnailpolishremover

gotabazookaashotgunarugeraglockandanukeandarotweilertooandimnotinthemoodso when i say im bringin the tech out imnotcomintore pair your f---in electronic computers

theboxofreusable latex gloves and the socksandtheshoes that was placednextto veronicas boobs and her paycheckstubs

 

Sep 10, 2015

Its acutally kind of sad thats its the same person who Rapped:

" These ideas are nightmares to white parents/
whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earings/
like whatever they say has no bearing/
its so scary, in a house that allows no swearing"

 

Sep 10, 2015

I was laughing so hard in the class now lolol!

 

Sep 10, 2015

Keep it real bruh, I'm enjoying this thread

 

Sep 9, 2015