Best Posts: What animals are you afraid of?

  1. Michael Myers
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    May 22, 2026
    If you are of course.

    I always f---ing hate it when I'm outside on a terrace and wasps are constantly showing up. Some people keep saying 'if you just sit still they won't do anything' but to me thats fake news and I want them to f--- off right away.

    It can really ruin a nice afternoon in summer for me lol. Afraid might be a strong word but still
     
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  2. Ripper Roo
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    May 23, 2026
    These shoebill birds are pretty scary tbh
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  3. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Balls deep in Katy!

    May 23, 2026
    Im absolutely terrified of birds, any type of bird really. I dunno why I just find them so disgusting, pigeons, seagulls and like bigger birds especially
     
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  4. Ripper Roo
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    I heard having a small d-ck can protect you due to having a smaller hole than the fish can get through. @Justin Trudeau should be safe as he’s said before he has a micropenis.
     
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    May 22, 2026
    Marsh and nothing comes close
     
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  6. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    May 24, 2026
    bumblebees rarely sting people and mind their own business. I'm more afraid of some of the girls I see on bumble tbh
     
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  7. Allis Mines
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    May 22, 2026
    Those little fish that swim up your penis in the amazon
     
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  8. Omar Little
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    Omar Little A man's got to have a code

    May 22, 2026
    Pitbulls, especially the "mr. worldwide" types
     
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  9. Ripper Roo
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    I’m not afraid of them but I do hate spiders and wasps. When it comes to spiders, I just hate when they crawl on me without my permission. Wasps are just annoying little pieces of s--- that have no point of existing other than stinging MFers for no reason.
     
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    Probably wild mice or rats
     
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  11. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Balls deep in Katy!

    May 23, 2026
    You got what you got my friend
     
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  12. Omar Little
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    Omar Little A man's got to have a code

    May 22, 2026
    Nah, bees are the ones that leave you alone if you don't bother them, wasps and bumblebees on the other hand, don't give a f---, they want all the smoke
     
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    Straight out of Jurassic park
     
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  14. Minato
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    May 22, 2026
    Me too. Think about it. How can someone be Slim and Shady? To cast a shadow would mean you are big. Makes zero sense. But I got a whole generation brainwashed to it
     
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    What can I say. I’m a walking, talking contradiction.
     
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  16. Minato
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    You hate spiders but love Spider-Man. Man I get it tho. He the goat
     
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

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    Giraffe’s
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