May 21, 2026 at 7:44 AM Have yall ever had a near-death experience? If so, which one is your favorite? What happened?
May 21, 2026 at 8:03 AM I’d say when my mother was drunk driving with me in the car and almost got us all killed
May 21, 2026 at 8:07 AM Lol sorry to hear that Roo Myers favourite will be the shotgun to the head 100% Does the site keep playing up for you? white screen is back again, for me at least. I thought @Slyk fixed that???
May 21, 2026 at 8:20 AM It’s alright, I look back on it and laugh His will probably be when a Gypsy tried to k--- him in broad daylight Yeah pretty much everyday I’ll get a white screen for a while after refreshing the website and refreshing again doesn’t help. Just gotta wait it out
May 21, 2026 at 9:31 AM It's probably a tie between getting shot 6 times by Loomis and the people of Haddonfield trying to nuke me by the river when I escaped Most embarrassing one was when a bunch ot f--s dressed up tried to k---.me with wooden sticks
May 21, 2026 at 10:43 AM Nice… I figured you’d have more near death experiences than anyone here I thought you would’ve said The Death of Slim Shady
May 21, 2026 at 11:27 AM Thank god you didn’t die drowning in the Hellman’s. You would’ve went to h---, man.
May 21, 2026 at 11:54 AM bucket matches my pale skin Mayo and went from hellmann's and being rail thin Filet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics '97 Freaknik How can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida Proof's room slept on the floor of da motel then Dr. Dre said, "h--- yeah!" And I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man
