Jul 5, 2015

Haha crazy

 

Jul 5, 2015

d--- brah you got some great trolling skills

 

Jul 5, 2015

kings never lie

 

Jul 5, 2015

I would use my insane amount of money to publically stage a fake death. The world would go crazy, the funeral would be HUUUGE. Dr.Dre would be there, with a new beat to preform some ritual, and I would rise from the coffin spitting mad fire and announcing my new album.

Then again, if I had that type of money, I would have been doing things like hiring skywriters to draw troll smileys, and ominous messages in the sky, and dumping thousands of tires into an inactive volcano and setting them aflame to fake an eruption. Perhaps hire some dwarves in costumes to "crash land" some exotic plane into a populated area. Basically nobody would fall for my death because I would have been known for years as a rich a------ who takes pleasure in causing chaos.

 

Jul 5, 2015

Putting out a classic album and admitting the last 11 years have been a massive trolling attempt just to see how bad he could get while Stans still worship him would be good trolling

 

Jul 5, 2015

Best troll that Em could do is start filming his own movie and take sleeping pills to help him get through it, then get addicted and have to go to rehab, then find out his best friend had died the same way that he did in a music video shot a year before the event, then disappear off the radar for 3 years, drop a greatest hits, a s-----y label compilation album which contains one of his best songs, make a ton of drugged up s-----y features, go to rehab like 10 times, clean up, relapse, clean up again, become a recluse then finally pull himself together and drop a psychopath r--ist album, follow it up with a sequel which changes to a pop rap album featuring people like Pink & Rihanna, form Bad Meets Evil and drop a raw hip hop album with Royce just to f--- with peoples heads (but work with Bruno Mars in the meantime), then f--- off for a year and come back with a rock song, a Beastie Boys' type track, one of the best tracks of his career, work with Rihanna again, release a sequel to his untouchable classic from 2000, drop a twerk song with Royce and Trick Trick, come back with a s--- flow and drop another label compilation album, then turn down a film role and instead do 2 songs for it with rock beats. that would be the best troll!






oh wait....

 

Jul 5, 2015

LOL!!

 

Jul 5, 2015

Pretty f----- up tbh