Best Posts: So This Happened In My Town This Month [Skippys Local Crime Blog]

  1. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jun 28, 2015
    According to La Porte police, the man carried an assault rifle into a hotel lobby in the 11000 block of West Fairmont Parkway about 3 a.m. Wednesday. He demanded money from the clerk at the front desk and left with a large sum of cash. Police said he was wearing long sleeves, gloves and pants.

    Police said about 3 p.m., they received a report about a similar robbery at a hotel in the 1100 block of the S.H. 146 frontage road. Employees told police that a heavily-clothed man in a mask had taken out an assault rifle, demanded money and then left in a pickup truck.

    KPRC 2 spoke to an employee at one of the hotels. He asked to remain anonymous. He said he thought he was going to die as the gunman put the assault rifle to his head and said "I'll s---t you if you try to call the cops. Give me all the money in the safe and in your drawer or I'll k--- you."

    Won't let me link the video so I'll link to article with video:
    http://m.click2houston.com/news/pol...ult-rifle-robbed-two-la-porte-hotels/33390402



    So yeah, this dude I went to school with robbed two hotels, one of which is literally one minute from where I live. He had a fully loaded AK. Best part, he wore a f---ing zebra mask
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    Wanna know how he got caught?

    Keith Duncan cracked a brief smile as he made his first court appearance today. The charges he's facing, however are no laughing matter. Police say Duncan is the man seen in motel surveillance video wearing a zebra mask and carrying an AK-47.

    "He would approach the front counters and demand cash from the clerks," said Sgt. John Krueger with the La Porte Police.

    That's from another news station. They go on to say the police found this on the guys Facebook:
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    n----- got caught up over some social media pics lmao

    Moral of the story, kids? Don't advertise your criminal activities on social media.
     
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  2. Mano
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    Jul 1, 2015
    They're all female and it seems to be drug related so I'm good
     
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  3. threee
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    threee Rip

    Jul 1, 2015
    tbh I wouldn't mind moving to Texas. Apparently you guys have the best BBQ and as an Australian citizen, I find that extremely important
     
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  4. ChanceTheRapper
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    Jul 28, 2015
    Living only 20 mins from @Skippy I'm sitting here like :biggiepissed: WTF! Bruh and I saw this on the Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...b47db8-30e4-11e5-8353-1215475949f4_story.html

    f---ing lady got arrested, almost tazed all because she forgot to turn on her right turn signal, then she was sent to jail. Where she allegedly "killed herself". Bruh the world we live in:sad2:
     
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  5. sxneighty123
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    Jul 1, 2015
    My next door neighbors cat got stolen once :mjcry:
     
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  6. Mano
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    Jul 1, 2015
    We have a serial killer a few hours away from here. 6 women missing, 4 found dead.
     
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  7. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Jul 1, 2015
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  8. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 1, 2015
    Our BBQ is the best. Also Austin has some of the best music festivals in the country right up there with Lollapalooza. Then ofc there's the cheap drugs brought over from the border. If you're fine with hearing dumb rednecks say dumb redneck things every so often, Texas is GOAT
     
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  9. Red Rum
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    Jul 2, 2015
    My wigga on the trigga @Skippy
     
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  10. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 1, 2015
    Real talk if someone tried to steal one of my pets I would not hesitate to s---t and k--- them.
    Lol when I was younger these two kids on my street hated each other and one day one of them sat on his roof throwing bricks at the other one. Thankfully no one got hurt but Jesus I'm glad they moved.
     
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  11. RickGrimes
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    Jul 1, 2015
    The worst thing to happen where I live is someone got a brick thrown at their head..
     
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  12. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Jul 1, 2015
    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-...-mums-murder-after-body-found-on-lawn/6502786

    There's no articles on prostitution but it's prevalent.
     
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  13. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 1, 2015
    LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

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  14. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Jul 1, 2015
    I said you need to get out of there cowboy before you end up on the evening news narrated by Chamillionaire
     
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  15. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jul 1, 2015
    What did you say about Texas [​IMG]
     
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  16. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Jul 1, 2015
    Skip..you need to find a new state n-----..that s--- is ratchet as f--- son
     
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