Eminem Best Posts: I haven't listened to an Eminem album since MMLP2. Recommend me a song and I'll rate it out of 10.

  1. LasiK
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    LasiK d-mn fine coffee

    Nov 22, 2022
    I hate these layers that he does when singing. He sounds like the Oompa Loompas in that August Gloop song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sounding s---. Content is the same boring s---. 2/10


    why is a 50 y/o man writing murder fantasy about his step dad? go to therapy or get over it, you’re 5 years away from a senior discount. also who the f--- colours with crayons in the 5th grade? it’s like if Eminem combined Brain Damage with that relapse one about getting molested, neutered both of any shock value and targeted every trailer park kid in the world 0/10.
     
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  2. joeyp363
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    Nov 22, 2022
    Like home. 10/10
     
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  3. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Forum Boy Summer

    Nov 22, 2022
    Don’t listen to any Eminem music. You’re just wasting your time. Your life will be much better if you never listen to an Eminem song again.

    Here I’ll do it for you mods:

    mod edit: step dad
     
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  4. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Nov 23, 2022
    Rihanna - Numb
     
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  5. Tom Brady
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    Tom Brady "I'm a pretty good winner."

    Nov 22, 2022
    I genuinely think stepdad is the worst song Eminem has ever made. He was 100% serious with that. Songs like Fack and Big Weewee aren’t actual attempts at anything.

    Maybe worst of all like @DKC said, finally gets on an alc beat on a studio album and makes this
     
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  6. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 22, 2022
    also this is such a funny and accurate comparison LOL
     
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