Best Posts: AMA: I Think We Have Bed Bugs

  1. Lil Squeed
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    Jun 23, 2021
    Convince them to sign up for S80
     
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  2. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Jun 23, 2021
    Guess you didn’t sleep tight enough
     
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  3. Thy
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    Jun 23, 2021
    Exterminator is the only way.
     
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    Ricky FORUM BOY SUMMER

    Jun 23, 2021
    Eat kebab with Carolina Reaper sauce all over it, wait a few hrs, go to bed and fart. You're welcome!
     
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  5. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jun 23, 2021
    This is why @dna hits lives on the streets and refuses to get a place with a bed. Never any bedbugs in his cardboard boxes
     
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  6. Wreckless
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    Jun 23, 2021
    A while back I found a bed bug in my bed after spending a night at a filthy motel. And every week after that i'd find a couple more.

    If you ever spend a night at a hotel you have to be very careful. Do not let your clothes, suitcase or whatever on the bed. And when you get home put everything in the washer/dryer.

    Also do not put the things you just brought back from the hotel onto your own bed.

    All it takes is one bed bug to latch onto your s---, then you bring that little f---er home and all h--- breaks loose.

    Those tiny MFers are tenacious af and can hide in the tiniest crevices. Not to mention they reproduce like crazy.

    If it was me i'd honestly toss the matress away and clean every part of the room before buying a new one. You can also call an exterminator. It always depends on how big the problem is.

    Another solution could be buying one of those plastic protectors with a zipper for your mattress. You could get that to protect your new mattress or just get one to trap the bed bugs on your existing mattress. Make sure to inspect your bed frame as well.

    Good luck
     
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  7. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Jun 23, 2021
    To be fair, I thought you meant the site was attacked by bots or something! Not actual bedbugs. That sucks.
     
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  8. Antman
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    Antman No Cap

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  9. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jun 23, 2021
    i read that some ants will eat the bed bugs. i could always unleash some of those in there

     
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  10. Slyk
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    Jun 23, 2021
    :laff:
    been real loose around these parts lately
     
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  11. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jun 23, 2021
    a real problem.
     
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  12. attila
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    Jun 26, 2021
    We have enough pests as it is
     
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  13. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Jun 26, 2021
    Oh wow. Well at least you have an answer and it's getting fixed.
     
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  14. Rodamon
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    Jun 23, 2021
    had them couple years ago, they are hard to k--- at once i tell ya
     
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  15. Slyk
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    Jun 23, 2021
    probably the best solution atm, but would need to have it professionally done.

    with everything i've read, homemade concoctions & over the counter pesticides aren't worth the effort and can only set things back. DDT was used to k--- the b------s in the past (and it worked), but as a result, the majority of bed bugs encountered today are immune to lighter pesticides. If attempting to diffuse on my own via home/otc remedies, and I then decide to have an Orkin man come out, they'll say that they need to come back later after the home remedies have subsided in order to get a proper examination.
     
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  16. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Jun 23, 2021
    Gas the f---ers?
     
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