Dec 25, 2014

I guess to each his own, I enjoy all of these. I'm just hoping you understand them all.

 

Dec 25, 2014

Nah for sure haha, but i must to say that the chicken one was funny af

 

Dec 25, 2014

Luck is looking down on me
And can't come down
Luck is stuck up

 

Dec 25, 2014

What the actual f---? This is a good pun?

"If looks could k---, then my vision is weaponized
Recognize, I said "weapon eyes"
If looks could k---, I see dead people
Put you in a watery grave, I sea dead people"

Really?


I genuinely regret making this thread. I need to rethink some things now and then I'm going to sleep. Good night folks. This is too much for me to handle.

 

Dec 25, 2014

Lmao pretty much everything fuxwithme posted is better than the logic s--- you put up fried

 

Dec 25, 2014

Sleep well, see some dead people. Oh wait you're polish LOL.

 

Dec 25, 2014

Oh, and for worst line, going to post this pun i made today.

"I get b------s like Cesar Millan" lmao

Homies going to steal this one for their next mixtapes

 

Dec 25, 2014

There's a line "I'll make ya calm down dawg like Casar Millan" Not great but probably better than that one.

 

Dec 25, 2014

Nah the pun is a joke haha but i find it funny.

 

Dec 25, 2014

hate those "im feeling infinite like eminems first album" type of lines. s--- is so f---ing bad, anyone can do it.

 

Dec 26, 2014

That weak s--- that you're speaking about... sounds like Jay's first album, gives me reasonable doubt.
I'm about to r--- pussys and k--- fakkets, like Nas' first album what I spit is illmatic.
I give you angel wings, hope your'e ready to fly. Like Biggie's first album, you better be ready to die.
Honestly, the stupid shyt that you droppin is foul. Like Pac's first album, this 2pacalypse now.
But before I'm sent to h---, heaven save me. Or else I'll end up like Kendrick in section 80.

^^^ Took 3 minutes total, Logic's line is a joke.

 

Dec 26, 2014

I'm not sure most people here know what a pun is...

 

Dec 26, 2014

I couldn't agree more

 

Dec 26, 2014

You a grown man do what I told you to
Stop pissing on the motherfucking toilet stool (disgusting)
Wash your hands when you touch your little dirty d-ck
And dry 'em off before you come trying to shake my s--- (get outta here)
You a ho if your Facebook is complicated
Eat your fruit fiber b---- or get constipated (grrr)
No finger waves, except baby face
LeBron James needs to stop taking HGH
His hairline f----- up from the HGH
Went from one hair band to like, eighty-eight
You ain't a thug, stop acting like you've been through s---
Stop paying for them p--- site memberships (that s---'s a waste)
Go to YouPorn n-----, that s--- is free
But don't bootleg my comedy, pay the fee (buy it)
Tell your cousin, stay the f--- from off of Worldstar
And don't buy a Honda Civic, that's a girl's car
And don't buy a Chevy Aveo, or a Mini Cooperor Yaris
And don't, don't set stuff on fire either

 

May 6, 2015

Need to think of the best

But the worst is in Eminem - ShadyXV

My next whor-'s gonna have mechanical arms
That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
No emotion hence I guess this a prick dies hard
I got a Magic Johnson

 

May 7, 2015

Thanks for bumping my old thread fam.

 

May 7, 2015

That's last year

 

May 7, 2015

why doesnt this apply to thug?

 

May 7, 2015

Did you just bumped a thread from like 6 months ago? That was at my Fried times

I don't agree anymore with that statement btw what the f---

 

May 7, 2015

someone liked my post from that page

oh okay, sux that your opinion got worse over time in that regard lol