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What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

Started by Cruz, Dec 1, 2014, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. CSW
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    Jan 13, 2015
    i hate driving
     
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  2. Criza Malone Hamilton
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    Criza Malone Hamilton Check the birthdate. n*gga you ain't Ric Flair

    Jan 13, 2015
    I didn't start driving til like my jr. year in high school(f---ing L compare to my friends) on some real s--- it was cause i wasn't working or anything cause of sports and i didnt wanna be a selfish p---- like most and get gas $ every week from my pops. Nobody taught me I literally said f--- it i need to drive to practice and got in the car and drove.
    Anyway, like the first week I started driving i went to an summer practice for summer league and im running late so im sweating and i pull into the parking lot and i forget to put the car in park :dead:

    not even 10minutes later they describe my car and said i need to go outside and i jog out there and the cars backed up into the summer league coach's new truck :lawd: it was his first day coaching us (summer league couldn't be school coach) and this dude probably wanted to slap me. i lied to everyone and said i thought i put it on park but stopped at reverse cause i was in a hurry.:kobe:

    to this day im paranoid about making sure i put my s--- on park lol
     
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  3. Kevin
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    Kevin Bandanas and such

    Jan 14, 2015
    How many times did it take to get your GED you r-----ed f---ing idiot?
     
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  4. Devil
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    Devil I'm in here, now who let the devil in?

    May 14, 2015
    The title says it all. I'll start it off
    When I was small I used to think Birdman was actually Waynes daddy and when I saw a picture of them kissing made me v uncomfortable. I also used to think gay dudes used to have sword fights with their penises :dead::dead::dead::dead:
    I was a naive child
     
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    VMO2

    May 14, 2015
    :dead:
     
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    May 14, 2015
    I used to jack o-- to music videos in the bathroom on my iPod video because I didn't have my own computer yet and was scared of looking for p--- on the family one.
     
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  7. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    May 14, 2015
    Me and the kids on my street used to make s-----y little home videos on those $20 cameras.

    I once tried to start a band, we had nothing but my friend's drum kit and we didn't know how to read sheet music so we'd record us doing something on our phone and use that as a reference. Our lyrics made early justin bieber seem cool. Lasted for all of like 3 days.

    In elementary I was a dork who had no friends and was a teacher's pet.
     
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  8. LasiK
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    LasiK d-mn fine coffee

    May 14, 2015
    when I was in preschool my best friend conned me into looking at "something cool" underneath the table we were sitting at



    it was his d-ck
     
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    Devil I'm in here, now who let the devil in?

    May 14, 2015
    :dead:
     
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  10. ChanceTheRapper
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    May 14, 2015
    Nikka!!! Ahhhhh! You forgot that you wanted to be called Chester cause you like dry humped your Linkin Park CD's :'( @Sheriff Skippy
     
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    May 14, 2015
    Linkin Park* :comeon:
     
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  12. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    May 14, 2015
    Yee I was/am a big LP Stan, wanted to rename myself Chester for a little while
     
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  13. Clive
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    Clive Mind Over Matter And Soul Before Flesh

    May 14, 2015
    When I was 6 I'd yell out FORWARD FORWARD X and fly through the air like Liu Kang doing a flying kick. Only did that s--- at home but f--- ya lmao.
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    May 14, 2015
    Yoooooooooooooooo :laff:
     
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  15. Partyboy
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    Partyboy I'LL BE LOOKING THROUGH YOUR EYES

    May 14, 2015
    I used to print out pictures of p--- and take them to school and sell them $1 apiece for break money. Cringeworthy in retrospect but I made a little change off of it.
     
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  16. Clive
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    Clive Mind Over Matter And Soul Before Flesh

    May 14, 2015
    lmao I'm in tears crying thinking of it hahahaha.
     
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    ChanceTheRapper

    May 14, 2015
    Since I totally just called out my cuz @Sheriff Skippy like that I guess I'll share....

    Idk if y'all ever seen the Little Vampire. Its a cheesy Halloween movie. Well the little kid uses ketchup as fake blood and so I though that ketchup was blood so I never ate it. so to this day I still have never tried ketchup. (I know its not blood at this point, but it just smells gross :vom:)
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    May 14, 2015
    :'(:'( that's legit
     
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  19. ChanceTheRapper
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    May 14, 2015
    Phone autocorrect nikka
     
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    May 14, 2015
    Chill :waynedown:
     
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